I met one of my closest friends when I sat in front of him on a bus going through rural New Zealand. I immediately heard him whisper to his buddy, “that guy looks like Post Malone”. I didn’t have any face tattoos, but I did have that kinda wispy beard thing going on – I’d been camping for a while, allow it – but I wasn’t going to admit any facial hair-based resemblance to a stranger. A couple of months of travelling together later, and I’d gained an affection for ‘Postie’, despite not ever listeni🐓ng to his music.
Now, my doppelganger and my favourite live-service game are coming together for a new event. But what will Apex Legends’ Post Malone event entail? Music seems a likelihood, given Postie’s talents (I༒’ve become a huge Sunflower stan since the events of the first paragra⛦ph), but what else?
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New Tunes
I’ve already mentioned this one, but a Post Malone remix of the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Apex Legends theme would go hard. Dropping into Storm Point accompanied by Sunflower or one of Post Malone’s other songs that I can definitely recall would give you that extra pep to c🌠laim the win, or at least not die imme🐈diately off the drop.
We’re closing in on a new💖 season, so I imagine the end of his event could launch the trailer for Season 19, complete with an iconic Post Malone backing track. This one’s sensible and boring though, so forget I said anꩲything.
Post Malone LTM
An LTM – Limited Time Mode &ndash𓆏; is commonplace with Apex Legends events, but would the developers create a mode just for the game’s most famous fan? I doubt it, and it seems more likely that Respawn would simply offer a rotation of LTMs that Post Malone has ‘curated’, but I can’t help thinking about the possibilities.
Perhaps we get a version of the Armed & Dangerous event where, instead of limiting players to shotguns and snipers, you’re limited to Postie’s favourite loadouts? My money’s on him being an R-301/R-99 guy. Perhaps there’s a new TDM map set in an Apexified concert venue? Maybe it’s exactly like a regular battle royale match but all the Legends’ voice lines are replaced with lyrics from Post Malone’s hits? Instead of shouting, “Joker's shootin’ at me”, Fuse might say, “They make that thing go grra-ta-ta-ta”. That’s the noise an Uzi makes, apparently. We’ll keep the one about shagging spiders, though.
Giant Postie
It all feels a bit Fortnite, but what if a giant Post Malon⛎e invaded the Apex Games? Players could either take him down or listen to a full concert whil✅e their match is going on – I know which I’d choose.
We’ve already got giant dinosaur things o🔜n Kings Ca𒊎nyon and a dead Leviathan on Storm Point, so why not introduce an enormous person to proceedings? Just say it’s a Caustic experiment gone wrong or something.
Most Palone Is The New Legend
New season, new Legend, you know how it goes. Unless Respawn takes the opportunity to rework an old Legend in Season 19, that is. But let’s say they’re not working on reworks for Lifeline, Crypto, or any of the other useless cha🥂racters in the battle royale, or their reworks aren’t ready yet. Is it time for Most Palone?
In case you didn’t crack the subtle code, Most Palone would be Post Malone in disguise. He’s s🔴wapped the first l💎etters in his name, you see. The other giveaway would be his face tatts, but maybe he’s not famous in the world of Apex Legends? I don’t know how the lore works, but his abilities would borrow from Apex Legends Mobile’s Rhapsody (RIP). The sound-based Legend can speed up teammates by playing an anthem on her future-boombox, and her Ultimate erects a large wall that blocks sight and scans. It’s a little close to Catalyst for my liking, but I’m sure the developers could make Mostie’s kit distinct.
Any Other Business
Oh, you wanted serious suggestionᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚs? I don’t have any i෴dea what Apex Legends’ Post Malone event will entail, but new music is the most likely scenario. I’d love a hyper-specific LTM or giant PvE terror to lead into the forthcoming season, but in all likelihood, we’re getting skins.
When Post Malone🐎 has s𒁏treamed Apex before, teaming up with the likes of Timothy ‘iiTzTimmy’ An, we’ve glimpsed his preposterous coin balance, so he’ll have no problem buying the skins. For the rest of us, though, I doubt we’ll get anything from the event but a hefty receipt.