Assassin's Creed NPCs are stupid, plain and simple. Smart AI takes a lot of work, which was directed at ♑other aspects of the game. That being said, stupid AI can be a source o꧅f great laughter... when they're not interrupting your kill.
This list will mostly be directed toward civilians. The enemies/guards deserve their own list. For now, follow the link above for a taste of their stupidity. The enemies are pretty stupid, but the civilians are arguably on a whole other level. To demonstrate, let's dive into the most stupid things we've seen NPCs do in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Assassin's Creed games.
10 Fish Witho💫ut Line 🧸
At least Edward Kenway knows how to fish, unlike those stupid townsfolk in Venice. They will throw out some imaginary line and wait for a bite. Hopefully, they don't have to provide for their family. Mayb🐓e it's an elaborate scheme to get out of the house. Either way, it's tempting to grab the pole from their hands and knock some sense into them.
9 ꧟ ♔ Bump Into You Then Get Mad
The civilians carrying boxes will hone in on you like a guided missile. It becomes a game in and of itself to avoid them. If one manages to run into you they'll get irritated like it's your fault. Sometimes, they'll even punch you. The worst part is when they interrupt a tail or a stealth mission. In Assassin's Creed Revelations people will walඣk around with pots on their heads, as is custom, but they cause a loud ruckus when they drop to the ground.
8 ဣ Interrupt Conversations/Cutscenes 🦄
Arno Dorian and Napoleon Bonaparte have a༒n important conversation about politics during the French Revolution, but it's difficult to hear because of two civilians. They are having their own conversation right behind Napoleon and, worst of all, producing some extremely loud grunts. No o๊ne even asks how they got into Napoleon's personal office. NPCs have a tendency of interrupting cutscenes and standing in between two people having a conversation. This could either be disrespectful or an obnoxious lack of social awareness.
7 ಌ Trip/Fall Off Leꩵdges
The NPCs in Assassin's Creed are clumsy, and to compound that, they're drawn to rooftops and ledges like flies to fruit, for some reason. When you kill someone in front of th💫em, they will get scared and back off the roof. The people standing next to the water in Venice are likely to fall in. Why don't they avoid these hazardous situations?
The worst of them are the guards who stand on top of roofs. Sometimes when you climb down the building and they try to chase you, they'll fall to their deaths. There are some clumsy people in this world, but in , everyone is clumsy except ꦗyou.
6 ꧋ Call You Drunk ဣ
Everyone knows that climbing and parkour takes up a big portion of Assassin's Creed games. The cities are cleverly laid out to support parkour, from street level movement all the way to rooftops and tall towers. The civilians have the opportunity to watch assassins, masters of parkour, skillfully travel across the city. They watch someone balance on beams, make death-defying jumps, and climb up buildings. Their first reaction? "He must be drunk." Drunkenness doesn't usually make꧋ you a master climber capable of inhuman feats of dexterity -- last time we checked, anyway൲.
5 Only Be Scared For 20 Seconds At A Time 🍷
The poor civilians in Assassin's Creed are subject to many horrendous crimes but their reactions are a bit strange. When they see you kill someone, they'll get scared, rightfully so, and run away. The thing is, they will run away for about 20 seconds then act as nothing happened. On top of that, some of💙 them will run in circles or start running into the wall. Sometimes you will be the one to die and the civilians won't even care. They will even step over your dead body.
4 Ask For Money (In The Middle Of An A♌ssassination)
There is nothing wrong with asking for some money, especially if you're a street musician, but these civilians are beyond annoying. They will gather around you in packs and play their little instruments, impeding your path. What makes this stupid is their sense of timing. You're about to approach your target and stab him with a hidden blade when these guys come running up. Don't they see that you're obviously a dangerous man about to stab someone in the back? At least Revelations lets Ezio have some revenge. During a mission, you have to knock out several of those annoying musicians. It feels 𒊎kind of good🙈.
3 Riot Over S🐭ome Gold 𒀰
This one almost seems kind of reasonable. Some people will do whatever it takes to get more money. When you throw some money on the ground, the civilians w🐎ill jump on it like dogs fighting over scraps. They'll enter a dangeꦗrous situation for that gold.
A guard might be poisoned and swinging his weapon around like a lunatic, but that doesn't s🐽top the money-hungry civilians from getting the gold by his feet. Speaking of guards, they will even leaveꦦ their posts and let you enter a restricted area for some money on the ground. Greed is a powerful motivator, indeed.
2 ꦚ Run Toward/Fight Their Captors
168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Assassin's Creed Odyssey tasks players with saving captives from bandit camps. You can sneak into the camp and set them free. The problem is that these civilians like to run straight to their captives instead of running away. Sometimes they will try to fight the heavily armored bandits. This does not make any sense and it messes up your stealth playthrough. 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Assassin's Creed Origins has similar objectives, but those captives need you to carry them. They can walk just fine, which is also a bit silly in itself, but at least they won't be running straight✃ to the enemy🅰.
1 ꦕ Attack You 💫
Sometimes you feel like letting your anger out on the poor civilians. Maybe you punch one of them, steal some of their money, or tackle them. They tend to fight back and reasonably so. But really, the smarter choice would be to run away, especially after watching you beat down 20 skilled guards. What are they going to do with their brooms? You clearly are a🃏 masterful and trained fighter that does not have time to deal with the likes of NPCs. They think they can take you, let them try -- though it's a shoo-in way to earn a Darwin award.