Last year, Belle Delphine set the world on fire. Peddling gamer girl bath water and playing into literally every e-girl trope she 🍬possibly could, the streamer made headlines a♊nd angered more than a few people along the way.
But when the world 🅠needed h♈er most, she disappeared.
In truth, we don't actually know what she's been up to. Mayಞbe she's just been kicking back and letting anticipation build. Maybe she ran out of bath water. Whatever the case, following rumors that she was dead or in jail, Belle has come down from mꦚount on high and bestowed us with two gifts.
First of all, she dropped a music video. It's bizarre. It's nonsensical. It's perfect. Belle raps, plays with toys, and covers herself in paint while stringing together lines that poke fun at her fa൲ns, her detractors, and everyone in-between. The whole affair plays like a particular sexy piece of outsider art - especially when she samples classic anime and dances in front of a cartoon shark.
It's weird. It's weird! I love it, I think?
But the big reveal comes at the end of the video, . Did she just take a huge hiatus to show up out of nowhere with a music video and drop her OnlyFans? Uh, yeah. That's exactly what she ꧙did, and let's be honest - your fave would never.
One look at her OnlyFans paints a picture of what to expect. For $35 a month, you get get lingerie pics, masturbation vids, a Dorito bath, and a whole lot more. It's worth noting that $35 is pretty high for an OnlyFans, especially for a solo performer. For frame of refe🐟rence, the priciest big-name porn star that I can think of on there is Karma Rx, who offers a lot of content at a near-constant clip for $29.99. Even sex workers who work exclusively through OnlyFans often aren't priced as highly.
But that's the thing - Belle knows what she's doing. She cultivated a certain image, doing outlandish things for headlines and making a buck while doing it. Now, after teasing her audience with complete radio silence, she's burst back onto the scene and is charging thirsty fans to see her do even more outlandish things. Make no mistake - she's a savvy💯 businesswoman.
Will OnlyFans be her permanent gig? Will she try to stir up more controversy? Who knows! Whatever the case may be, we're excited to see what she gets into, and I'll cont💃inue to be so incredibly jealous of her looks and also allocate company budget to subscri-
Editor's Note: Bella was fired for this article.