Goat Simulator, known far and wide as the most accurate way to experience the daily routine of an angry, invulnerable, super-powered, stretchy-tongued goat, now has a pseudo-sequel: Just Die Already. The follow-up game, created by developer DoubleMoose, bills itself as an "old people mayhem sandbox," a🥂nd it certainly looks to fi꧋t that description.
You play as an angry, elderly person who has just been kicked out of their retirement home, and you are trying to find a way to make it into another, more-luxurious retirement home. The only problem is that getting a golden ticket that grants you eꩲntry to this𝓰 new home requires you to perform tasks that may leave you... a little bit worse for wear.
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The game will let up to four players ꦺjoin in as they use everything from fish to fireworks while trying to g♑ain entry. Players are promised the chance to strap themselves to rockets, launch themselves from catapults, and find ways to annoy all those pesky millennials and zoomers.
Of course, since♌ you're old and brittle-boned, your antics may leave you with a few fewer limbs -- including ones you didn't think you could live without.
"It’s the ultimꦛate ‘what would happen if...’ gam❀e - a pure playground of mindless mania, and that’s why we love it,” said Simon Byron, publishing director at Curve Digital.
The game is scheduled for a full release sometime this🦩 summer, but a free demo of the game is . So, if you're not sure whether a game where you can stumble around as a limbless, headless old crank is right for you,ꦚ then you at least get the chance to try it before you buy it.
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