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It’s that time again. The village clock tower is twanging out 12 brassy bongs, and my stomach is churning to the beat. It’s been a long day and I accidentally skipped breakfast - so I am well and truly famished. 🗹Time to head to the Coffer And Coffin, and pick up a delicious meal to carry me through the day.
On that note, I’ve been given the task of going through every meal in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Final Fantasy 14 and ranking them in order of how delicious they look. So whilst I rabbit on about fictional food𒀰, be aware, I am actually envisioning a gooey hunk of 🔯rarebit. It comes with a side of salad, but we don’t eat that nonsense where I'm from.
Meal One
Archon Burger, Side Of Popoto Fries, Lemon Waffle, and Some Happiness Juice
There’s one thing that rustles m🧸y biscuits when looking through the extensive, triple-digit meal menu that exists within the Final Fantasy 14 universe - the portion size. Everything looks amazing, but I'm not one for having a little dabble of the local scran - I want my plate to be bursting. So I’ve made a meal consisting of several smaller dishes.
First things first, the Archon Burger﷽. This mighty sandwich is filled to the brim with soon-to-be-removed lettuce, a beautifully crisp slice of tomato, delicately carved cheese, and a big honking piece of Archon meat. H🤪ousing this medley of magnificence is a moist brioche bun, adding a hint of sweetness to a very savory dish. It really puts the ‘nom’ in phenomenal.
Now, 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:I’m a beefy Roegadyn by nature, and culturally I can’t have a burger without a side of fries. Thankfully, Final Fantasy 14 doesn’t disappoint. Popotoes are like super-spuds. Everything you like about the humble earth-bound potato, wit൩h an extra sprinkling of fluff. Popoto fries are crispy on the outside, but wonderfully fluffy on the inside. Toss some salt over these bad boys, and you are good to go. If you’re feeling extra saucy, then a side of ketchup does the 🧜trick too.
After all that salty grub, I am in desperate need of a drink to cleanse the pallet. Aft✤er looking through t🌸he menu I found all kinds of yummy-looking beverages, but the one that caught my eye was the Happiness Juice. The name alone sparked my interest.
Made from whole carrots and mysterious bonus ingredients to give it a🤪 ‘kick’, it seems like the perfect drink to get me ready for the next wave. Not only that, but since it’s not exactly a soft drink, and I'm claiming this meal on expenses, I am functionally getting paid to wet my whistle. Heck, since my belly is starting to reach capacity, it will give me that extra bit of courage to munch on my muffin.
As a dessert, I thought I’d settle for a classic - a lemon muffin. A popular sweet treat in coffee shops the world over, the humble l⛦emon muffin is as good in Final Fantasy 14 as it is anywhere else. It might even be better because𒊎 it’s made with Moogle magic or something.
It's fluffy, sugary, and comes with ꩲa citrus twist, the lemon muffin is easily the best way to end a fantastic lineup of food.
Meal Two
Uhhhhhh
Not going to lie, after all of that food, I am well and truly stuffed. On the plus side, everything on my home-brew menu was fantastic. On the not-so-plus side, this is where the list ends. No mortal man has a belt long enough to encompass the gut required to digest 100 pixelated meals - 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:it just can’t be done.
