When looking at the fantastical creatures in the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Final Fantasy world, we have so many questions. What do their social lives look like? Do they have hopes and dreams? And most importantly, what do they taste like?Now, we are sure some of you sickos are here to read about Moogle burgers, or Chocobo drumsticks, but it ain’t happening. Moogles and Chocobos aren’t monsters: they are our friends! We aren’t cooking up Mog, you weirdos. Instead, we are going to deal with monsters that actively seek to harm us. We are only interested in true monsters, here.
10 Tonberry
Look, we get it, they’re cutℱe. However, they are also little murderers. We didn’t start this fight, the Tonberry did! Now, I think we all know what they would taste like. Eating a Tonberry would be the realization of The Shredder’s wildest dreams: we would be dining on turtle soup.
Turtle soup is apparently quite tasty, by the way. The flavor of turtles is somewhere between fish and beef, with just a hint of sweetness. The best part is that the Tonberry comes with the knife you would need𒁏 to butcher it with. Very convenient!
9 Behemoth
This big boy has been a series staple for quite some time now. Behemoth has always lo🍬oked like a bull that charged straight out of the depths of hell. We bet there is a pretty strong beef flavor to ol’ Behem♈oth.
That being said, he is incredibly muscular, w🧔hich makes us question✃ if those Behemoth steaks may be a little on the chewy side.
8 Cactuar
Well, we know what would🌳 be a bad idea: biting into a Cactuar without a greaꦰt deal of preparation. Their thorny outside is almost certainly going to be an issue. Given their 10,000 needles attack, it is safe to say that their body is covered in spines.
Howꦗever, once you have burned the exterior, and carefully peeled the skinꦜ, we assume you would probably be greeted by a bitter, tart, and acidic flavor. You should probably only consume Cactuar in the direst situations.
7 Ultros
I mean, Ultros said it best himself when you use a fire spell on him, and he yells &ldqu🍸o;Yaaooouch. Seafood soup!” Not a bad idea at all, Ultros. A giant pot of Oden wouldn’t be a bad way to utilize Ultros's delicious, rubbery meat. But that is the strength of a monster that is essentially just a giant oct♐opus. We already have multiple ways of preparing them.
Better yet, that octopus is as big as his personality (and he is unquestiona꧂bly a startlingl✤y charismatic creature). Ultros could feed a sm𒅌all town for a week! I'm sure he would have wanted it this way. No, you don't need to ask him first.
6 🦩 Zone Eater
The Sandworm first appeared in the original Final Fantasy title, since then it has been iterated upon multiple times. The best iteration has to be Final Fantasy 6's 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:frightening Zone Eater. This thing is so massive that it houses a tiny dungeon in its belly. Think of the number of mouths this bad boy could feed! While🍃 some people may be a little squeamish about eating worms, large parts of the planet engage in entomophagy (the eating of worms).
By all accounts, m﷽ealwo🎃rms mixed with beef make for meatballs that are more delicious than the all-beef equivalent! Think of all the meatballs we are going to be able to get from the Zone Eater. Mix one Zone Eater with one Behemoth, and we will have enough meatballs to last a lifetime!
5 Bahamut
What exactly does a dragon taste like? That is the question that is obviously💛 on all our minds. If we were betting people (and we are), we would say they have a reptilian quality to them. And hey, snakes and crocodiles are delicious.
The real question, then, is how are we going to get to the meat? Dragons have notoriously tough scales. We hope king Edgar is free because we are going to need those tools. But not to worry, at least given 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Bahamut’s legendary size, we will have more than enough meat foღr everyone.
4 Bomb
We sincerely doubt there is much to a Bomb. The way they balloon in size seems to imply that they are filled with a gas of some kind (which would explain their explosive tendencies). We also can’t say we would be parti🌜cularly enthusiastic to try Bomb meat.
They seem to have claws, so there have to be tendons and muscles covering them, right? But if we were to guess, they probably just taste like burning. But who knows? Maybe they are more delicious than we are giving them credit for being. Maybe their cooked meat is… wait for it… the bomb.
3 Malboro
Have you ever looked at a 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Lovecraftian monstrosity and thought to yourse▨lf “Yeah, but what does it taste like?” Us too! When looking at Malboro, it sorta looks like a giant scallop with tentacles. Cooking a Malboro may be your one-stop shop for a seafood buffet.
That being said, given the host of maladies this horrifying creature can cause, it is also pos♔sible that it will taste like impending doom. We would recommend avoiding the internal organs and thoroughly cooking this one.
2 Flan
When it comes to the Flan we can’t say we would be enthusiastic about this meal, but if we were ဣtrapped on a desert island and Flan was the only thing on the menu, we would wager that it would taste like its element. The Ice Flan would potentially be the most edible. Maybe it would be refreshing?
No matter what, we are pretty sure the texture would be unpleasant. In the best-case scenario, we are getting a jelly texture; worst-case scenario, we will be eating something with the texture of a tire. This one is likely to be a turn-off for those people obsessed with “mouth fe▨el.”
1 🅠 Professor Hojo ꦫ
Finally, we get to Final Fantasy’s greatest monster: Professor Hojo. The twisted scientist who will kill anyone and do anything 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:to progress his precious work. He is absolutely immoral and represents the very worst features of humanity. Thi𝐆s horrible little man is capable of doing anything and has absolutely no scruples. It isn’t a “for the greater good” situation, either. He just sucks. Professor Hojo is truly unparalleled in his mons♛trosity.
By all accounts, he would taste like chicken.
