Players should save before choosing between taking the elevator or 59 flights of stairs in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Final Fantasy VII Remake. While ✨the elevator is by far the easier—and more insightful—option, taking the sta꧟irs is absolutely hilarious and worth doing at least once.

Let’s start with the elevator. Taking the convenient lift when trying to infiltrate an evil corporation’s heavily-guarded headquarters seems like it would only result in the mission’s prompt demise. However, AVALANCHE has some friend🎉s on the inside, and more importantly ✅Tifa Lockhart’s megaton punch, so the core party gets away with it.

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The ride up to the 59th floor is interrupted by—among other things—a perfectly normal Shinra employee too engrossed in comforting his mother to notice he’s sharing an elevator with the very same ecoterroristsဣ he’s discussing. It’s a bitter reminder that the majority ofꩵ Shinra employees aren’t pitiless sadists like Hojo or Heidegger, but Barret has some words to say about that. Although the remake didn't fix the caricature his personality embodies, it did give him the sickest lines in the game: “A good man who serves a great evil is not without sin. He must recognize and accept his complicity.”

Barret isn’t saying🔯 this idly. While his full backstory ▨isn’t revealed in this game, he says enough at Shinra HQ for Cloud and the player to understand that Barret once bought Shinra’s propaganda too. He has something to atone for, and his insight helps steel Tifa’s resolve as they bust into Shinra’s rotten heart.

The stairs, on the other hand, are far from Barret’s finest moment; 59 flights and he has a complaint for just about every single one. Who can blame him? Cloud’s a SOLDIER, Tifa is Tifa, and he’s a 300-pound guy lugging around a machine gun arm and his massive heart. Barret goes through a whole Shakespearean, emotional journey on the way up to the 59th floor, and every second is worth experiencing.

But perhaps the biggest star of the stairs scene is Tifa, who gets sick of Barret and Cloud’s bickering a few floors i♛n and speeds up so fast that her voice is audibly distant when she calls out to check up𓆉 on the rest of the party. And while Cloud loses the ability to sprint after ten floors and can’t even jog once he reaches around 40, Tifa will always be a few flights ahead of the party—as one would expect from the protégé of the Planet’s greatest martial artist.

 

But the comedy isn’t limited to the party. When they begin to ascend the stairwell, the music swells, the heroic rescue trumpets blare, etcetera, etcetera. But the music begins to falter as the party climbs, and by the 40th floor the initial melody is incomprehensible. It kind of sounds like someone’s firs𒆙t attempt at dubstep but recorded in a grungy gas station bathroom.

All in all, definitely, definitely save before heading up Shinra HQ. Taking the 𓄧elevator might be the easiest way up—and the game more than rewards you for doing so—but can you really call your remake run complete without experiencing everything the stairs have to offer?

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