I bet you’re kind of sick of hearing about all the great games that came out this year huh? Yeah, me too. I don’t mean to take anything away from these incredible achievements, but what is giving Baldur’s Gate 3 one more award really going to do? Do we really need to figure out if Tears of the Kingdom was better than Alan Wake 2 at this point? They’re both incredible and enough has been said about them already. Why don’t we all just read 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:my top ten list for 2023 and consider that th🍬e final word on the matter, shall we?
Now, onto far more important business: in honor of Monster Hunter’s 20th Anniversary next year, Capcom is running a Hunters’ Choice contest to determine🅺 which monster is the greatest of all time. I know, I can’t believe it’s happening either. This is, without exaggeration, the most important election in the history of democracy. I don&rsqꦺuo;t want to overstate things, but whatever choice we make here will have far reaching consequences for the entire future of human existence.
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Capcom is instructing voters to select their favorite monster, but I can’t imagine anything stupider than that. If I followed that direction I’d choose Tobi Kadachi, the electrified snake/flying squirrel monster that I love more than my own kittens (don’t tell them that). But look, I’m not naive. I know the world doesn’t feel the same way about Tobi that I do. A vote for Tobi is basically the same as not voting at all. I might as well do a write-in ballot for Pikachu. There’s no way Tobi Kadachi is going to win Supreme Monster For All Eternity. Again, I don't want to be hyperbolic, but if I don’t use my vote to ensure a qualified monster wins, this could literally doom the human race.
I’m sure I don’t have to spell this out, but the worst-case scenario here would be Khezu winning. 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:I despise that monster, and I refuse to live in a world where it holds any kind of crown, let alone monster-king of the universe. I wasn’t born yesterday, I know how things like this typically go. If we don’t take a stand here we’ll get the most shameful, embarrassing option possible. Complacency in these situations is how we ge🔴t Sanjaya in the American Idol finals. It’s how 🍌we get Boaty McBoatface. It’s how we get Red Khezu as Monster Of The Millennium. I won’t stand for it.
So what’s the plan? Who do we throw our support behind? Rathalos seems like the obvious choice, but the issue there is we’ve got Rathalos, Azure Rathalos, Silver Rathalos, Dreadking Rathalos, and Apex Rathalos. We can’t let the vote get split over a minor disagreement about the best color of Rath♌alos. It feels like a trap we’re better off avoiding.
The problem is there’s too many good candidates. Tigrex, Anjaneth, Diablos, Rajang, Zinogre - all iconic, all totally fit for duty, but no one more fit than any other. And sure, the meme vote could split too and we could end up with Pukei-Pukei or, God forbid, Kirin as the winner, but we just can’t take that chance. We have to rally around a good monster here, even𝓰 if we can’t technically pick the best.
It has to be an Elder Dragon, so I think the most obvious choice in Nergigante. Nerg is an incredible powerhouse that served as the box art monster for World, which gives it a huge leg up, and it also has the coolest fight in the game in the best biome. It benefits somewhat from recency bias,🦂 and it’s a real crowd pleaser. A vote for Nergigante is a vote for decency, self-respect, and a belief that some things can still be sacred, like for instance the Monster Hunter 20th Anniversary Hunter’s Choice Top Monster Award.
The voting period ends on December 20 at 2:59 UTC, so you only have a few days left tꦿo cast your vote. With so much♈ on the line, I know you’ll make the right choice.
