Have you ever watched the YouTube show ? If not, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? UNDER A ROCK?! This hit series, a part of the First We Feast channel, combines the insider revelations of a celebrity interview with the scintillating fun of spicy schadenfreude. In short, Hot Ones' host, Sean Evans, interviews celebrities while the interviewer and subject munch on progressively hotter chicken wings. It's a gas!
After watching a few episodes, I wondered what it would be like to watch some of gaming's most famous figures tear up from capsaicin. Who could handle the heat? Who would reach for the milk? And who would give the spiciest details? So here are a few interviews I'm dying to see.
5 Masterꦺ Chief - Halo
If you're going to interview someone, it might as well be a figure with plenty of mystery surrounding them. And if any character is an enigma to me and others, it's Master Chief. After all, Bungie developed Master Chief as malleable protagonist, someone players could identify with in a way that inserted themselves into the game. Eventually, discovering the Master Chief's identity became a challenge in the series. For instance, defeating Halo 4's campaign on the hardest difficulty unlocks an ending that reveals Master Chief's eyes.
Still, if anyone can delve deep into an interview subject's history, it's Sean Evans. Hot Ones' masterful host is known for his ability to ask questions highlighting barely known details of an interviewee's life, often leaving them in shock and awe. So I bet he could ask some revealing questions that could fog up the chief's helmet (that is, if the hot wings don't fog it up first).
Speaking of spicy moments, I have to see this dude crack! We've always known Master Chief as this stoic man of little words. But I can't imagine anyone who can keep their cool after a dab of 'Da Bomb-Beyond Insanity. It's about time the world saw Master Chief, helmet off, clumsily guzzling milk while crying and fanning himself. Does that make me a cruel person? Maybe?
4 🐽 🐻 Michael De Santa - Grand Theft Auto 5
Having known plenty of Italian hotheads in my time (and having occasionally been one), 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Michael De Santa is a by-the-book example. On the one hand, he's hashing his personal life out with his therapist, Dr. Isiah Friedlander. But, on the other hand, do these meetings help De Santa cope with his anger? Let's see. When he catches his wife cheating on him with her tennis coach, De Santa tracks him to another house and rips out its support beams. So, I'm guessing not?
Still, searing tempers make for great video games and awesome TV. So, would I love to see Michael rip apart Sean Evans's set over a medium-heat hot sauce (come on, we know he has a low frustration tolerance)? Abso-freaking-lutely.
3 Charizard - Pokemon ꦐ
I know this choice is very on the nose. Still, a significant part of me wants to see if 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Charizard can take as much heat as they give out. And how many animal-like creatures have been interviewed on Hot✅ Ones? Exactly! It would be a first.
I can imagine the interview now:
Sean Evans: You and your trainer, Leon, recently fought Ash Ketchum and Pikachu in the World Coronation Series. What was it like to battle such an iconic duo, and did you expect the match to turn ou꧂t as it did?
Charizard: CHAAARRRRRRWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
2 🍸 🐼 Dhalsim - Street Fighter
One character I am one hundred percent positive could handle the gamut of Hot One's sauces is Yoga master, Dhalsim. Of course, you may think it's because he breathes fire effortlessly or because his body is as malleable as rubber. But I don't think that's why he would succeed.
On the contrary, Dhalsim 💦mastered yoga with his calm temperament and astute wisdom. Moreover, he has a mental fortitude that can handle any challenge, plenty more formidable than eating some spicy sauces.
However, Dhalsim's heat tolerance is not why I want to see him on Hot Ones. After all, watching him stoically eat wings without a flinch would be stale. Instead, I want to see Dhalsim on Hot Ones because he will do a brilliant interview. Between his cryptic messages and his selfless attitude, Sean Evans, and frankly anyone watching, will get entranced by Dhalsim's knowledge.
I'll be honest. I would probably finish watching this episode with a single tear falling down my cheek as I ponder my place in the universe and how to help my fellow man. And that's why we watch YouTube, after all, right?
1 Bayonetta
Okay. Time for a tonal shift. If Hot Ones airs an introspective Dhalsim interview one week, they must air a raunchy 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Bayonetta interview the nღext! Having Bayonetta on Hot Ones would be the equivalent of having the hottest pop star in the hot seat. This Umbran witch is cool, fash✨ionable, witty, and a freaking excellent time!
Bayonetta has a distinct way with words. She can use them to pierce, hurt, arouse, and distract her enemies. So imagine how they would affect Sean Evans. I wouldn't be surprised if a particularly spicy double entendre left Sean blushing redder than any hot sauce could induce.
Furthermore, Bayonetta is a talented combatant. I'm unsure if she would use bullet play and time manipulation for a party trick. But boy, would I love to see Sean Evans sweating on a Wheel Of Death as Bayonetta targets a single hot wing above his head. Now that's salaciously spicy!