When a game is advertised around the being able to make morally questionable decisions, you know things are about to get interesting. In Graveyard Keeper, you play as a character teleported into a world where he has to tend a medieval town's graveyard. The only problem is he's being given advice by a morally corrupt skull who is obviously an alcoholi🧜c and needs a ♊way to make quick coin.
With very little moral consideration for his acts, the graveyard keeper decides to do whatever it takes to make it back home to his love. To commemorate the game's many horrible acts, we have made a list below listing the worst things that you can do while playing Graveyard Keeper.
10 Ful🔯filling Dark Rituals 🦋
While dark rituals are not that uncommon in video games, helping to complete them is a bit strange. Especially when it involves gathering a bucket of blood from dead bodies that you are supposed to be tending to. That's right; you can make a bucket of blood by draining several ღdead bodies over the course of a few days.
If that's not disturbing enough, you will also need to gather even more blood later on to make fountains. 🍨The best part is this is all done in the Keeper's basement.
9 🦋 Decorating With Bones
Not only do you need to fill buckets with blood to help decorate your house, but you also have to cut up bodies for human skulls. Once you have a bounty of human bones, you can head to the ritual space in your basement to spruce up the place. You have the ability to make skull pillars, and even skeleto🌃ns that look like that are being tortured to hang on the wall.
This, of course, is all to appease the sketchy cultiꦑst who claims to have the items 🦋that you are looking for. You're not even sure why you're helping him out with these rituals.
8 𒁏Participating 𒈔in Alchemy
While alchemy probably doesn't seem like it's horrible, the recipes in this game can be slightly grotesque. You see, wh𒁃ile many of the ingredients needed for alchemy are flowers or monster parts, the rest you must get from other means. One example is making white powder, which is needed for paint and requires the user to grind up bones to obtain.
Another grizzly solution that calls for the player to gr🌟ind human fat into a liquid form. Worst of all, the game limits ingredients, almost forcing you to start collecting alchemy parts from the bodies.
7 🐎 Polluting The River ဣ
At the very beginning of the game, you will learn that not every body is🏅 quality enough to go in your graveyard. You will also notice that you don't have a way to dispose of bodies in the early days. In order to keep your graveyard clean, you can make the executive decision to just🌜 chuck the sin-ridden bodies directly into the river beside your church. This will even trigger a cutscene that helps you unlock the crematorium, a much-needed facility.
Throwing bodies in the river never affects your gameplay, and later in the game, when you're making plenty of money, it becomes one of the quickest ways to ge🌞t new bodies.
6 ꧒ O🐟pening a Food Stall
Not only do you tend to the graveyard, but you also look for any way to make money in the game. One of these ways just happens to be working with the inquisitor, an individual who burns bodies on the regular. Best of all, he wants you to help him attract a crowd to his horrible festivities. Once you make flyers for him to pass out, he will commi𝓀ssion you to make a food stall at the burning site.
It's heard that you can sell burgers and beer for a nice profit, while the inquisitor bur🧸ns his victims alive in the backgrou🧜nd.
5 Growing Graveyard Veggies 🦂
While growing food items probably seems like one of the tamest things you can do in this game, it's not. In order to grow better vegetables ꧟and make a profit, you're going to have to make a flavor enhancer. You probably already know where this is going, and we want to assure you that th🌌is recipe does involve even more creative uses for human body parts, specifically ash from burned bodies.
You will also need a rare extract that can come from one of two sourcesꦛ, maggots or the human heartౠ. Either way, it makes the vegetables worth more .
4 ☂ Making Candle🉐s
One of the biggest misconceptions about Graveyard Keeper is just how hard it is to progress through the g🧸ame while playing a good, morally righteous character. Candles, for example, are something that you use in the game's church to raise the faith rating. When you start out, though, you won't be able to make the better candles that use ingredients like beeswax and white paint.
Instead, you will have to make do with what you have lying around the graveyard. According to the game, human fat burns slowly and makes a wonderf🅠ul source of light.
3 🍷 Enslaꩵving The Dead
If you decide to automate your graveyard, then you can buy the Breaking Dead DLC. The DLC adds zombies into the game that can do tedious tasks like cutting wood and moving supplies. While your first zombie is free, you will have to use alchemy to create the rest fr✃om delivered bodies. That's right; not only are you butchering bodies, now you're forcing them to work for you.
Depending on the corpse's quality, they can be a more or less u🌄seful zombie, and you can remove some selectꩲ parts to alter the body.
2 🦩 Selling Human Flesh
Early in the game, you learn that you can sell the flesh from bodies as quality meat. All you need to do is get a royal♑ stamp by spending tons of money or helping a cultist. Oღnce you do, you just wrap the meat up in neat looking paper and take it into the village to sell. If you want to earn a bit more coin from your meat, then you can go ahead and cook it into hamburgers.
This is also the same recipe you use to make the burgers at the food stall mentioned above. Worst of all, everyone who eats your burgers🃏 seems to think they are the best tasting product ever.
1 ꦅ Killing Geralt of Rivia
Whi🐲le most of your morally corrupt work is done in the morgue and doesn't affect the living, the game wouldn't be complete without murder. As you progress through the cultist plotline, you learn that Snake is being targeted by a vampire hunter. To keep your twisted friend alive, you bui🍒ld some ramps and go to wait for the man on a cliff above the road. When he walks onto the screen, you drop a boulder onto him.
This character can be dug out, and his medallion take🐼n to unlock the lower levels of the dun💞geon. It also just so happens that this character looks, talks, and rides a horse just like the famed Witcher.