Your species is weak. You have the ability to do what must be done, and yet, you will not do it. Millennia before your ancestors roam𒀰ed the earth, the Protheans had already encountered many monsters. We put them down for the good of society. Only the rare few did we dare consider keeping alive in forced servitude, for♐ the betterment of the protection of our vast star empire.
I, Javik, of Mass Effect 3 fame, shall now comb through the annals of starter Pokemon history to enrich your human minds with a thorough understanding of fear. When I have finished, you will take what you have learned, and you will airlock every Pokemon whose continued breathing I no longer ﷽permit.
Later, you will thank൩ me. For you will be alive, and your enemies ashes.
29 🍸 Tepig (Black & White, Black 2 & White 2)
It is best to leave this one alive. When the nuclear winters perva🐼de your planet, you will be grateful for the bacon it provides.
28 ꦿ Ch🅘ikorita (Gold & Silver, Crystal, HeartGold & SoulSilver)
This thing is as threatening as Joker's backswing. It would sooner hurt itself than harm another. As an intentional code of conduct or the result of a terrible constitution, I cannot say.
27 Torchic (Ruby & Sapphire, Emerald, Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapp𝄹hire)
This chicken is already aflame, Commander. Soon, it will ꧋be fried. Then, we 🥀shall know its taste.
26 Oshawott (Black & White, Black 2 & White 2, Legends: Arceus) ꦦ
It has already known battle, and it has suffered greatly. It will not rise again. And if it does, we shall pull the bandage off its chest. I guarantee you, its innards will soon litter the soil with theiﷺr watery filth.
25 🎃 ꦫ Rowlet (Sun & Moon, Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon, Legends: Arceus)
A pathetic beast. Why did your cycle conspire to construct such weakness? If it is a blight, it is a blight in evolutionary failure alone. Any airlocking here would be a mercy, not a countermeasꦗure.
24 ღ Turtwig (Diamond &🦩; Pearl, Platinum, Brilliant Diamond & Shining Pearl)
It has a leaf on its head. This one thinks to plant a fruit tree within its brain. Do not airlock this one, Comma𝕴nder. Rather, allow its food to flourish, that we may feed our armies in the war to come.
23 🍬 Totodile (Gold & Silver, HeartGold & Sou🐎lSilver)
This one is angry. Make use of that anger. Unleash it upon your enemies. They will kill it, but they will be bitten in t🐓he shin before the end. Perhaps that bite will fester, and their legs will rot right off. Ha, ha, ha...
22 Fuecoco (Scar🧜let &aജmp; Violet)
Its stare is a thousand yards in the making. It is not intelligent. Look into its eyes, humaওn☂. Do you not see how nothing appears to look back at you? Useless for you, useless for your enemies. Eat it.
21 Eevee (Let's Go Eevee)
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Commander. Our scouts repo💛rt this creature is capable of transforming into a great many dread monsters. I refuse to believe such a thing without a firsthand account, but you would be wise to consider airlocking it at the first sign of trouble.
20 Scorbunny (Swo👍rd & Shield) 𒐪
This Pokemon is happy in a world that is sad. I find it peculiar. Intriguing, almost. If it is anomalous, it can be used against the Reapers to incite bewilderment on a fleet-wid﷽e scale.
I will continue monitoring the Scorbunny.