2020's a hellscape. Fascism's on the rise, class disparity's tearing us apart, and there are literal prison camps on U.S. soil. But don't worry - noted "" Greg Miller is here to save us all with a bold new plan: bringing Joe Biden's campaign to Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
In an a d𒁃efiant act of radical activism, Miller has concocted the "Biꦍden Island" - a New Horizons island tailored exclusively to Joe Biden. This island comes with the official seal of approval from Biden's campaign, which means it'll likely have enough prison cells to round up "violent" villagers and ""
❗️BIG NEWS❗️We've partnered w🎃ith 's campaign to be the first to show off the official Biden Island in , and we're doing it live Friday morning on !
— Greg Miller (@GameOverGreggy)
We're unsure as to what Miller, to , will do during tomorrow's Twitch stream - or what the island even looks like. But we're confident that it'll be in touch with today's youth, and definitely not another "" moment for the .
It's worth noting that this isn't the first time Biden has come to Animal Crossing - . But that was small pot🐟atoes compared to this. Think of the opportunities! We're really hopeful t💃o see some , or some bespoke courthouses to.
Whatever the case may be, we're interested to see what a whole island built around Biden's ethos looks like, and feel confident that Miller is definitely the best person to raise awareness for anything that isn't selling♎ PlayStations.
Editor's Note: Here's the deal - voting for Biden is a probably good idea because it's the least bad option, and he's not as openly fascist. Doesn't mean we have to like it, though!