168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Kingdom Hearts: The name of the game itself incites one of two reactions. Either illicit hatred for a convoluted pl🙈ot that makes little sense or anไ overabundance of excitement over a fandom that will protect the saga until its final (or .2) game. When an agreement can't be reached on the opinion of a game (or a game series, in this case), we resort to one thing: Memes.
Because you can't fight the meme fandom, right? Regardless of whether Kingdom Hearts has been sewn together for you with a flawless thread or if it's utter nonsense, there's no debating its hilarity in meme-form. Even those who appreciate the saga can indulge in funny spoofs on the plotline that is, for lack of better words, a bit of a clusterwad. With characters who are really the same character but not, an antagonist who splits himself into 13 different peopl🎉e (but does he, really?), and somewhere, there are princesses, it's easy to see why this game has had many a quitter.
In honor♉ of the wor♛ld's most profound Disney tale, we're bringing the memes.
10 ও There Are Really Only Two Main Characters
If it's not Sora, then it's Xehanort and vice versa, plus the Disney characters and random Final Fantasy protagonists. In reality, this is not true, as each character does hav🍸e their own personality and reason for being. However, logically, many characters were either split or cloned from Sora, Kairi, Riku, or Xehanort. Or Roxas. Or however you want to explain it. You know what, it's easier just to take it for what it is: Many of the same character, duplicated, because darkness.
9 ♏ 𓄧 Don't Make Us Laugh
Okay, so... No. First of all, 358/2 Days was confusing for many of us (don't @ us, elitist gamers). This game is still referenced in deference to the entire series as one of the most disliked installments of the series. It provided useful information, yes, but does that mean it helped at all when gaining an understanding of where the series was heading? Definitely not. Not to mention, it came out for 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Nintendo DS, which meant that if you didn't play it in its original form, you had to watch the cutscenes later just so you didn't miss any details, which probably just❀ led to more confusion. But yay, new characters! Who are really just old characters.
8 To Further The Plot And Character Cloning... E🌜r, Development
To clarify: Yes, we know that Sora is not actually each of these people. But their hearts are all intertwined and they wouldn't exist without Sora, so it's arguable both ways. Until (spoiler alert) Kingdom Hearts 3, none of them existed freely outside of the Organization or the𒅌 constraints of time and alternative worlds. Sora is able to unlock everyone's hearts, Roxas is able to find a bo🧸dy for Namine, and thus everyone lived happily ever after... Except for the one person they've all spawned from. What?
7 𒀰 ﷽ And Then There's The Villain... Or One Of Them
Maleficent started out as this really intense antagonist and for a little while, we really 𒈔thought she was who we were up against. It turns out that she was only a pawn (another spoiler, somewhat) for the bald guy. We're still entirely unsure of Maleficent's true motives as she apparently has something else plotted, but either way, it can't be g🥃ood. Regardless, she was eventually used to further the plot and kickstart things into the next game, so... We're actually still pretty confused, TBH.
6 And Then Yozura! ᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ ♚
Ah! There's a light in the darkness (literally, it's Sora). Finally, just when we think we're beginning to understand the entirety of Kingdom Hearts and Nomura's twisted tale, we had to bear witness to the secret ending of Kingdom Hearts 3. Which, let's be honest, is just Final Fantasy Versus XIII. The hilarious part is that Nomura got his way in the end and fans, well... We got complete confusion. Fan theories aside, Yozura is a cℱomplete mystery and 🐎we're not sure why he's seeking out Sora or what his purpose is. It was a valiant effort on our part for trying to understand, though.
5 𒉰 It Just 👍Doesn't Seem Possible
While the captions of the entire game look like they were typed up by a middle schooler on AIM chat, it worked. It doesn't seem like a game that thrived on Comic Sans font would be as successful as it is but hey, the 2000s were a crazy t♔ime.
The funny thing is that even in the most recent game, they continued on with the same font choౠice.🀅 There would undoubtedly be a riot if it were to ever change because now they're stuck with it. ComicSans4lyf.
4 A More Accurate✱ Character Description
Really, all you need to know is this. And don't deny it, you definitely laughed when you read "Chessora" and realized the "character" in reference was the chess piece. As confusing as the story is, it almost makes sense to think of each character more in this way than with their actual names. This way, you not only have the origin of each character (i.e. the character from which they were somehow duplicated) bu🃏𒀰t you also have the way in which they were created (i.e. Digi- ). Makes sense now, right?
3 The Little Blonde Moments ✃
We're pretty sure that this was just an oversight. In the first game, part of you𒁃r goal is to create a raft so you can eventually leave the island because every island kid wants the same thing: To escape their nearly-perfect tropical way of paradise island living.
Thus, a raft is called into question. The thing is, it's an island... There are plenty of boats. Empty ones. Not in use and literally just docked at the shore. As we said, not everything in thes💙e games always makes sense. Maybe they had a weight limit or something.
2 ♑ Who's Up For A Riveting Round Of Go Fish? ♛
Raise your hand if you hated this as much as the rest of the world! Chain of Memories was officially released as the second game in the series for the Game Boy Advance. It was crucial to the story because it was the direct se෴quel to the first game, taking place right before the second.
The problem is that the mechanics🌃 weren't familiar and the addition of a collectible card game made things a bit... messy. From this game on, anytime we saw a card (we're looking at you, Luxord) we had a mini panic attack.
1 🧸 Finally, The Ultimate Betrayal
It's inevitable. In order to be a true Kingdom Hearts fan, you must accept one fate: No matter how many games come out, in what order, and no matter how many Wiki pages or YouTube videos you seek out, it will never fully make sense. Nomura was able to tie up one loose end with the most recent game, but he also said that was only the end of the Dark Seeker Saga. So he means to🐭 tell us that there's more, and it has to do with Yozura, and we have questions. If the sucker's maxim is any indication, it won't likely take much less than 15 years for another game... which will lead to more questions.