Not to start this article on a negative point, but Earth is pretty rubbish, isn't it? In the last 20 years, the world's almost ended half a dozen times, be it through pandemic, climate change, or particle accelerators opening black holes somewhere in Switzerland. I'm sick of it. I'm done, I'm moving. I'm going to my happy place: the multiverse of 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Magic The Gathering.
But I'm a millennial with precisely no savings and a degree I never use, so, as per usual, my options are pretty limited. Here are the top five places I could go as a millennial with no credit score and no prior experience on any kind of housing market.
5 Muraganda
Our first stop is the prehistoric world of Muraganda. Society may not have fully developed here yet, there isn't any kind of medical care to speak of, and there are dinosaurs wandering about. But, on the other hand, society hasn't fully developed yet. The first person to try and invent being a landlord is likely 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:to get eaten by a dinosaur. But the Wi-Fi hardly works here, so let's see what other options are out there.
4 ♑💟 Lorwyn-Shadowmoor
Well, this is nice! Lorwyn-Shadowmoor is 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:a world of elves, faeries, and treefolk, with no humans in sight. It isn't a civilisation-less wilderness like Muraganda though, so I might still be able to find a good coffee. It's idyllic, with rolling hills and lush forests to explore, and everyone seems very friendly! Seems friendly.
The one big sticking point is the nightlife. I'm up for a rowdy night out, but when it gets dark in Lorwyn-Shadowmoor, those friendly faces you saw become mean and cruel. Don't know if it's the drinking culture, or they're all just two-faced backstabbers waiting for you to settle in before turning on you, but I'm not up for constantly dealing with the morning after the night before.
3 Innistrad
Keeping our options open, let's go see what Innistrad is like. Innistrad is probably the "homiest" home, with its society terrified of the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:blood-sucking vampires that lor🌟d it over them in their decrepit castles. It's also had a few environmental disasters recently, like when the sun simply refused to rise and the aristocratic monsters ran rampant. I'm used to that, so that’s something I can cope with.
More importantly, land is cheap as hell in Innistrad! You can get a perfectly good grave for free, courtesy of the Church of Avacyn. I'd be dead, which is the sweet release so many millennials crave, and there is a lot of lovely architecture in the nearby city of Thraben.
The only problem is Innistrad's retirement system is completely non-existent: at least on Earth, I get to fool myself with the hope that maybe one day I'll be able to retire. Here on Innistrad, even being dead often isn't a good excuse, and I could be called into a gig economy job serving as some zombie thrall in a necromancer's army. Or stitched together in a science experiment. Or 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:turned into a vengeful spirit driven against my killers.
2 New Phyrexia 𒅌
New Phyrexia has a lot going for it. The Phyrexians have moved past the need for money, which means it's cheap. They've got decent technology and the 5G service is impeccable, and they're even working on their public transport to let residents move to other planes. Sure, Phyrexia has a bit of a reputation as being "literal Hell" and "an enclave of horrific living metal monsters trying to convert everything into their own image"-ish, but we're stuck for options here so have an open mind.
The only downside is the neighbours. This is one of those gated communities where you're given a huge pamphlet of what you can and can't do, and you're expected to keep your gardens and balconies in perfect condition according to the whims of your local Praetor.
I'm sure there are lovely gated communities out there, but it doesn't feel right for me, you know? I'd worry that, over time, they'd bend and twist me into their own image until, twenty years down the line I've fully bought into the "community jumble sales". I don't want to spend half my life fighting in some residents committee, and I certainly want to still recognise myself when I look in a mirror.
1 Grixis
Now we're talking.
I know Grixis isn't really a plane, it's one of 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:five shards of Alara. But have you seen the prices in some of the more up-market shards like Bant or Esper? I'd have to sell an arm and a leg to get into either of them, and on Esper that's probably more literal than I'd like.
Grixis is nice. It may be a world of decaying flesh completely cut off from the multiverse's sources of lifeforce, where undead beasts roam the wastes looking to harvest any flicker of vitality they can, but I've seen worse places asking for a hell of a lot more for a deposit.
There aren't a lot of other people here, on account of most of them being dead, so I wouldn't have to deal with annoying neighbours. Those that are alive sequester themselves away in hermitages, which sounds delightfully bohemian. "But Joe, what about the undead fiends looking to rip your soul from your body?" We've got them here, too, they're called billionaires.
