A massive breakthrough has been announced in deciphering 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Magic: The Gathering’s Phyrexian language. That's according to an in-universe communication posted on the that outlines how you too can talk like a Phyrexian. Provided you also have a whistle, several knives, a bell, and a large metal hammer.

"By examining items confiscated from Phyrexian sleeper agents and cross-referencing them with Phyrexian wreckage from exhumed portal ships, the late Associate Professor of Archaeology and Linguistics Valko Indorian was able to decipher the Phyrexian alphabet," wrote the Dean of the Tolarian🐈 Academy, which is apparently an amꦗalgamation of three Magic developers and Matt Danner, head of global brand marketing, who occasionally helps out with fun R&D stuff such as the Phyrexian language.

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It is… complex, to say the least. Eve꧑ry English vowel is represented, as are a few consonants, but "some parts of the language are difficult or impossible to pronounce using humanoid mouths." For example, "metallic consonants," which are variations of "p", "t", "k", and "q", sound "like a dagger being rubbed against a sharpener." There are also "clanked consonants" for "t," "k," and "g," which are followed by "a sharp metal clank." There 📖are also bells, whistles, snaps (like button snaps), and other metallic rubbing sounds that simply cannot be imitated using vocal cords.

Getting into the language itself is equally as strange. Phyrexians don't use pronouns, although they do understand the concepts of "father" and "mother," which implies the existence of gender within Phyrexian society. When describing groups, Phyrexians will use a generic noun to describe that collection of individuals, such as "čkaqq" for "a mixed organic and non-organic sentient being, or a fully nonorganic sentient being." There's also əmn for "a fully organic sentient being."

Words themselves are written vertically, with markings that are very linear and jagged--almost as though they were written with a s🎶harp object li꧙ke a claw or a knife. Which are likely the handiest writing implements most every Phyrexian has.

168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Phyrexia: All Will Be One arrives 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:February 10.

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