Nintendo has a knack for creating games the whole family can enjoy, full of bright and bubbly personalities and beautifully inviting worlds. Because of this, most of the Big N's titles are populated by characters that many of us would love to invite to an event like family dinner at Thanksgiving — until that cheerful optimism becomes insufferably annoying, at least.
Still, even with such a likable bunch of heroes, there are a few rabble rousers who would most likely ruin any at🍃tempt at a peaceful and enjoyable meal or an afternoon watching the game. Here are the Nintendo characters who would ruin 🍨Thanksgiving for almost everyone involved.
7 Samus
Samus Aran seems like a blast to hang out with, honestly. She's one of the more well-traveled individuals in any Nintendo game, and as her games tend to 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:veer toward the creepier side, her stories of bou✨nty hunting and galactic pr🐈eservation would all likely be incredible to hear.
Would those stories be appropriate for the Thanksgiving dinner table? Probably not. With a distinct lack of a social life, social skills, or anything resembling "socializing" in Samus' life, she'd likely lack any sort of table manners. She wouldn't know not to describe the distinct way a Space Pirate's head explodes until after everyone's finished their stuffing, but that doesn't make it any less unpleasant.
6 🃏 B🐬owser Jr.
Speaking of characters with no discernable manners whatsoever, Bowser Jr. would likely be an absolute nightmare at dinner. A known brat, there's no telling how Bowser Jr. would react after the last piece of pie runs out.
"But where," you may ask, "does big daddy Bowser rank on this list?" Don't be ridiculous, I'd reply. Bowser is a king, and thus, he'd no doubt know how to clean up his act during a large feast. Probably. This is the logic that we're going with here, and that's that.
5 Luigi
Poor, poor Luigi. The greener and ganglier of the Mario brothers seems like he just can't catch a break — misfortune tends to follow him, and he's gained a bit of a reputation for being a downer. It's a pretty safe bet that he's bringing all of those charming traits along with him on Turkey Day.
Look, we're not saying that Luigi would do anything intentionally that would ruin the big holiday. He's a lovable guy with a good heart, and he's 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:a certified hero when he wants to be. But do you really want an aura like Luigi's anywhere nearby while you're watching your favorite football team play? All we're saying is, whoever Luigi's rooting for, we're rooting for the other guys.
4 Kirby
He'd eat everything.
3 💜 Captain Falcon 🌊
Captain Falcon seems like a fine fellow to bring home to Thanksgiving dinner with the family. He's a well-dressed man, he's got a big personality, and although he shares the bounty hunter role with Samus, he'll have slightly more to discuss by way of his gig as an F-Zero driver.
So where's the issue? Metabolism. Even outside the Blue Falcon that he races in, the man literally burns with passion and desire. Keeping up that kind of heat is definitely going to take a ton of energy, meaning Captain Falcon's going to be getting up for fourths by the time you're going in for seconds. On top of that, I'm sure mom wouldn't want the guy who's actually on fire sitting on her good furniture.
2 𝔍 Donk⭕ey Kong
The more obvious drawbacks to having Donkey Kong over for dinner are fairly straightforward. He's an enormous ape with a violent temper and a knack for breaking everything from barrels to steel girders. That's without mentioning the sheer volume of banana peels present after he leaves. But the true issue here is not knowing what other Kongs he may bring with him.
Have you ever had someone arrive at an event with an unexpected guest? Well what if, instead of one guest, they showed up with a whole fleet of apes and gorillasꦑ? Cranky, Funky, Lanky, Dixie, Diddy Kong and more could all be in tow when DK pulls up to the event. Hope you made extra banana pudding.
1 Wario
If you were to take every other bad personality trait on this list, toss it into a blender, and throw a yellow cap onto the blob that plopped out of the other side, that blob would essentially be Wa🃏rio. The anti-Mario has🎐 always been a bit nefarious, but when you really stop to think about everything that makes up this shady little villain, you realize how unpleasant he truly is.
For one, Wario's entire personality is centered around being greedy and gluttonous. He's been known to use his extremely foul body odor to attack his enemies. He's loud, obnoxious, rude, inconsiderate, and again, did we mention that he smells so bad it can cause physical harm? Wario is one Nintendo character who we'd keep far away from our Thanksgiving — if we could restrain him for that long.