Dragon Pokémon are often considered some of the coolest of the bunch. Their designs tend to be fearsome and awe-inspiring, and are meant to strike terror into those who oppose them. Except, sometimes they aren't. Sometimes they're bad. Today, we'll be going over ten of those bad desi🍌gns from the past decade, Unova and on. There are plenty of dragons who have feelings that we'll be hurting, so let's get right into it.
10 Goomy
Goomy... grows into his loo💎k by the time he becomes Goodra, but before that? Yikes. He's barely better than Ditto. He's a purple pile of slime, he's doing just awful. His design isn't good, of course, but... can we really call Goomy a dragon at this point? Has he earned that moniker? Not really, but what other type is he going to be? Goomy is a mess of a Pokémon, that's not even a question. It's sad that his design is so rough, too. At least he eventually grows into it.
9 Kommo-o
Kommo-o, and its entire line, by extension, is supposed to be the pseudo-legendary of the Seventh Generation of Pokémon and... really? This is what you gave us? This jangling boy? Kommo-o is just a mess of a Pokémon, and kind of looksꦆ like one they really just let the interns go to town on, ya know? Either way, Kommo-o is a mess. The rest of the line is no better. Well, at the very least ꦉKommo-o has a place in OU, so that's something right? They can't all be lookers.
8 Guzzlord
Yes, screaming pumpkin earns himself a s💦pot on this li🎀st for being just absolutely atrocious. Look at him. What is he? What are any of the Ultra Beasts is a good question, but this one especially. What were they going for? Because screaming pumpkin is really the only thing that's coming to mind.
Side note, but hav⛦e any of your heard Guzzlord's sceams in the anime? Truly one of the most shocking things thatℱ you'll ever hear in your entire life. Go, look it up, give it a listen. It's an absolutely visceral experience that cannot be accurately described.
7 Dracozolt
Look, we know why Dracozolt looks the way he does, but that in no way means we aren't going to talk about the massive ball of chaos energy that this Pokémon is. There's just so much happening and not enough time in the world to piece it all together. The Pokédex entry is completely right though. It's uppಞer half simply cannot reconcile with its bottom half. Once again, yes, that's kind of the p🅠oint of Dracozolt, but still. This thing is a whole disaster. But don't worry, there's is far more to come.
6 Dracovish
You too. You might be even worse. Dracovish stems from the same place as Dracozolt, in that it's two fossils that were fused together to create something that really shou🐎ld have never been created in the first place. This thing is a fish dragon that is truly just the worst in every way imaginable. It's a novel concept to fuse fossils, and it leads to some pretty hilarious results, all of which are ugly. Though, that is actually kind of the point, so it makes sense. Still on the list, though.
5 Dreepy
Dreepy, more like sl♛eepy am I right? Get it? Because the design is bad? Hahahaha...
Honestly though, Dreepy is anything but sleepy. Look at those eyes. Those absolutely dead yet horrifically awake eyes. No thanks. This is truly just a serial killer dressed up to look like a Pokémon, that's a fact. Besides, it looks more like a fish than a dragon. Nothing is sitting right here. Let's see if its design impওroves as it evolves. It has to, right?
4 Dragapult
Oh, that's refreshing. You only regress. Perfect.
Look, Dreepy isn't good. Not a soul is arguing you on that one. But, Dragapult is a whole lot worse. It's got a few Dreepys in its ears for good measure, we all do that every now and then. It's... absolutely furious for some reason, that's just splendid. It's got a fantastic manicure that it's just begging to show off, so let's spotlight that for a minute. Yep, it's all awful. Once again, how is this ༒thing even considered a dragon?
3 Deino
Deino... how are you seeing anything? Yes, we all make a bad choice and get bangs every once in a while, but did you really have to go so hard in on them? Was it a necessity? What are you trying to prove? Was it worth not being able to see๊, at all? Bet it wasn't.
Deino is just a weird-looking Pokémon, one of the many oddities that the Unova Region thought neccesary to bless us with. At least it growsꦍ up into somewhat less of a mess. It really couldn't get much worse than this though, now could it?
2 Druddigon
Druddigon, one very simple question. Why are you so rocky? Why is your body doing any of what it's doing, please explain? Druddigon is a weird Pokémon, but it certainly isn't the worst Pokémon on this list. It is also a lot more deserving of the dragon title over some of the other Pokémon on this list. But still, Druddigon is just kind of an off looking ಌ🍰Pokémon when it gets down to it. But hey, certainly not the worst. Let's take a look at the final Pokémon on the list.
1 Draglage
Does anyone else feel like there wasn't really a clear idea when moving forward with Dragalge's design? Like yes, the name is punny, the dragon/water thought process works, but otherwise? It's kind o💦f a disaster. There's♏ a lot going on all over Dragalge, but it doesn't really bring it all together to make it work in any sort of meaningful way, or any way at all. It's just kind of a messy disappointment, as it had so much potential. But hey, isn't that basically just half of the National Dex?