We’re back for yet another week of our two most deeply disturbed editors evaluating the smashability of each Pokemon. Editor-in-Chief Stacey Henley and Tabletop Editor Joe Parlock have taken on all kinds of Pokemon so far, and next up is Kalos. Both are aiming for at least 25 percent smashes in each region, as well as competing to be the very b💜est P🐎okemon smasher, like no one ever was. Because no one else ever wanted to be.

Kalos is the smallest region yet, with just 72 Pokemon for our duo to wrap their smash muscles around. Joe has an eight smash le♍ad, but that has been repeatedly cut down in the past two weeks, having sat at 18 after Hoenn. Is there enough room for Stacey to catch up in Kalos, and will the lack of Pokemon on offer make it harder to clear that 25 percent threshold? Let’s find out.

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650 Chespin

Stacey: I li🦋ke his hat but I don’t smash the first stage starters.

Joe: This gen is goinღg to be very 💫smash-heavy for me, I can feel it. But not right now, as Chespin looks like he’s just off to summer camp.

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651 Quilladin

Joe: This lo🌠oks too goofy to smash, but he is very eꦯndearing.

Stacey: Unlike many mid-stage starters, there’s not too much awkward teenager here. I๊s butꦺt ugly though, so pass.

652 Chesnaught

Stacey: I see how this one♑ is appealing, but I don’t like this line or the overdesigned chestnut theme. Pass.

Joe: Incredib💧ly easy s♎mash, this man is a protector. He’ll treat you right. Grizzled, handsome, one hell of a beard, smash smash smash.

653 Fennekin

Joe: It’s a tiny fox wi꧙th gr🅺oss ear-tufts. I’ve never really got the appeal of this line, so pass.

Stacey: I do get theﷺ appeal of this line, but it’s not there yet.

654 Braixen

Stacey: Kalos really nailed what a mid-stage starter should be, and offers up the first smash of the region for mꦉe.

Joe: I just can&rꦬsquo;t get past the incredibly gross ear protrusions. Pass.

Delphox from the Pokemon anime

655 Delphox

Joe: If there was any in this line I’d go for, it’d be Delphox. The witchy vibes are impeccabl�⛦�e, but the ear hair has just gone out of control. Pass.

Stacey: Babe. Smash.

656 Froakie

Stacey: Baby. Pass.

Joe:𓆉 Worst gen 6 starte🔴r? Worst gen 6 starter. Pass.

657 Frogadier

Joe: Now Frog♑adier can get it. He’s suave as hell, smash.

Stacey: Gen 6 is three for📖 three on avoiding the classic mid-stage starter pitfall, and ♈we get another smash.

658 Greninja

Stacey: Iꦇ don’t love Greninja as much as some others do, but it’s still a relatively straightforward smash.

⭕Joe: He’s a little overܫ-designed compared to Frogadier, but that tongue is something you don’t pass on. Plus he’s basically a celebrity at this point, so smash.

659 Bunnelby

Joe: One of the better early-game Normal-types, but ❀not one I want to smash.

Stacey𒅌: ‘One of the better’ translates to ‘prime Joe bait coming 🍌right up’. Pass on the baby bunny.

Pokemon trainer Clement's diggersby in a fight against a Froakie

660 Diggersby

Stacey: Rabbits aren’t boys, ew. Pass.

Joe: I wonder how many gens it’s going to take before we start questioning if we’ve learned too much about each other, because you’re right: Diggersby is absolutely prime Joe bait and a very easy smash. They might be ears, but those ear-ar♔m-things are the sign of a top-tier cuddler.

661 Fletchling

Joe: This entire line slaps, but🌌 it’s a pass for the tiny bird.

St♒acey: This is my favourite early-game bird, but no smash for the b🐭aby.

662 Fletchinder

Stacey: Nor for the mid-stage. It&rsqu𝐆o;s cool but my aversion to birds is long-standing.

Joe: If you w🦩on’t, I will. This bird’s goꦐt attitude, it’s a smash.

663 Talonflame

Joe: W💖e’re only a handful of Pokemon in and I’m feeling exhausted smashing them all. Talonflame is majestic, so I’ll muster up the energy and keep on smashing.

🅠Stacey: I have to believe my time will come, but Talonflame i🎐s just too scary to smash.

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664 Scatterbug

Stacey: It🌜’s a little worm and noꦬt even one of the better ones. Pass.

Joe: Is this for the first L for Kal💞os? I like the little ruffles around the neckᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ⁤⁤⁤⁤ᩚ𒀱ᩚᩚᩚ, but it looks too doofy and child-like to smash.

665 Spewpa

Joe: Weirdly, it’s the nam💫e that puts🔴 me off Spewpa. I don’t want to smash anything whose name sounds like vomit, regardless of how warm and comfy it looks. Pass.

Stacey: I dislike its ไround little head, too. Get some ears or antennae or something. Pass.

666 Vivillon

Stacey: Back in business. A beautiful c🅠reatu🧸re and an easy smash.

Joe: Of course you’d smash the butterfly. I g🍒et it, but this one verges toꦫo far into actual-insect-like territory for me, pass.

667 Litleo

Joe:🐻 There isn’t a single thought behind those eyes, pass.

Stacey: Just a little too small and a𝓀dorable here, also pass.

A male and female Pyroar look at each other

668 Pyroar

Stac🔥ey: It’s mor🌱e than worth the wait for this sleek, strong smashable beast however.

Joe: I think there are better cat Poke𝄹mon out there, but Pyroar is yet another simple smash for Kalos.

669 Flabébé

Joe: I’m 50/50 on what Stacey will think about this line. Are the pretty plant-ladies too plant-like for once? It’s a pass for me,༺ obviously.

Stacey: Th🔥ey are not. Let’s get to smashing, I feel a 💯hot streak coming on.

670 Floette

Stacey: This one is my least favourite of the three, it&rsquo🃏;s like a little bug holding a flower rather than an actual plant lady. But still, smash.

Joe: Still a pass, but also do you remember X/Y had that absolutely bizarre storyline about the dead Floette wh💎o came back to life to find its immortal, three-metres tall trainer friend? Ge🌸n 6 was a weird one.

Grass Pokemon Florges

671 Florges

Joe: Of course I understand it, but it’s still a pass. My m𝓡🦄an is coming, though.

Stacey: A queen. She’s not my all-time favourite plant lady, but this is everyt𒅌hing I look for in a Pokemon design. The best smash of Kalos.

672 Skiddo

Stacey: This one’s just a little k🌊id, geddit? Anyway, pass.

Joe: How long were you waiting to make that joke? I’m going to argue this looks less like a kid and more like an eager young man, full of v🐻im and vigor to enjoy🌳 the delights of the world. One of those delights is getting smashed.

673 Gogoat

Joe: Over time, that naive you𒆙ng man grows into a mature, grizzled, but still-kind gentleman w🍃ho can still be utterly demolished. Smash.

Stacey: My problem here is that it still looks too much like a goat. Smash for the flickers of personality shining through, but this would be a much better op𓃲tion with some min🌜or design tweaks.

674 Pancham

Stacey: It’s a little scamp but it&๊rsquo;s not a smash.

Jo🍌e: Pass on Pancham, but I am vibrating with excitement for his dad.

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675 Pangoro

Joe: Here he is! The single-hottest Pokemon of all! Sorry Slaking, sorry Machoke, sorry the other 🐓ones I also described as hot, Pangoro is the one. He is absolutely perfect: the style, the tsundere attitude, the fact he could just as easily wipe me off the face of the earth as keep me nice and safe. Pangoro is my man. God. Smash. Sorry, I need a sec.

Stacey: Number one of all-time?! I mean I guess I see some appeal, but… wow. Pass from mꦕe, anyway.

676 Furfrou

St♈acey: Here we go. No more bear nonsense, this is a sweet, sophisticated smash.

Joe: It’s probably a good thing I’m entering a dry spell afte🎶r Pangoro. This is just a dog, and not even a particularly hot one. Pass.

677 Espurr

Joe: God no, Espurr has seen things. Pass.

Stacey: Espurr reminds me🐽 of Allison Harvard’s deep eyes, and there’s definitely a sens💮e of ‘you’d have to once’ to this smash.

678 Meowstic

Stacey: Anoꦇther highly sophisticated and refined s💙mash here. We’re very polite about it but damn are we smashin’.

Joe: Kalos feels tailor-made with us in mind. I think, before we go into weird-swords-an♈d-shields territory, I’m going to smash Meowstic. He’s a bit twinkier than I’d normally go for, but he’s🃏 got pizazz, and that goes a long way.

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679 Honedge

Joe: It’s still moreꦉ smashable than Unova’s bloody gears, but pa🔜ss.

Stacey: Oh my god there’s three of these t⛄o get through. Obviously pass the sword.

680 Doublade

Stacey: Hey look, two swords! Also pass.

Joe: D♚﷽oublade? More like… ain’t-laid. Yeah. Pass.

681 Aegislash

Joe: I almost get this one. Almost. I’ll judge you for it, but I get it.💞 Pass.

Stacey: I do not and I’m glad it’s all over. ๊Pass.

682 Spritzee

Stacey: Back to normal Pokemon, even if it’s actually Fairy. A little too tiny but very pretty. Probably just about a smash but a better one is r🧔𒅌ight around the corner.

Joe: Really? This whole line s♊tinks in my opinion, which, for the ‘Perfume Pokemon’, is even more of an insult. Pass.

Aromatisse Pokemon XY Anime

683 Aromatisse

Joe: I hate it, pass.

Stacey: Snooty, curvy, delicate, powerful, beautiful. These are just some of the words I&r🌼squo;d use to describe myself. Unrelated, I’ll smash ඣon Aromatisse.

684 Swirlix

Stacey: 🧸Very cute but it’s like if candy floss was a puppy. Pass.

Joe: I was going to pass until I saw art showing that it does have feet and not jusꦡt a weird tail. Now I know it’s an actual, feasible creature… it&rs๊quo;s a guilty smash.

685 Slurpuff

Joe: Why did it turn into ꦅa Steven Universe character? Pass.

Stacey: Sign me up for some W🍰AM foodplay with the cake. Smash.

686 Inkay

Stacey: It has some charm, but ultimately it🃏’s too much of a baby again.

Joe: Yeah, I want Inkay to do well more than I want to🍨 smash it. ꦫPass.

687 Malamar

Joe: Big, scary squid? Oh the possibilities, easy smas📖h.

Stacey: I’m sꦡurprised a gඣiant vagina is your thing, but it’s a smash here too.

688 Binacle

Stacey: I hate this line. It might be in the bottom five ever. I hate it so much it makes me hate all of Kalos for allowing it to exist. Pas✱s, obviously.

Joe: Our mutual love for Gligar is as strong as our mutual hate for Binacle.🐭 This thing shouldn’t💃 be allowed to be alive. Pass.

Pokemon Anime Barbaracle in the Forest water rock type gen 6

689 Barbaracle

Joe: If Barbacle didn’t have the two extra arms, it’d be a resentful smash. Those ar♍ms, the extra eyes, and the weird hand-head thing scream ‘Game Freak di🌌dn’t know how to put the pen down’. Pass.

Stacey: It has a hand for a head. How did it somehow get worse? P꧒ass agai💙n.

690 Skrelp

Stacey: I guess it’s charming after Binacle 𒉰but it’s still an ugly monstrosity really🐽. Pass.

Joe: It’s not a smash, but I do love Skrelp. It has the most fun name to say out of all Pokemon. Skrelp.

691 Dragalge

Joe: Big smash for Dragalge. It feels like it does everything I ✨liked about Delphox without the off-putting ear tufts. It’s witchy, it’s ethereal, it’s slightly threatening. Smash.

Stacey: This one looks dead. Pass.

692 Clauncher

Stacey: This one looks alive, but ver✱y bored. Also pass.

Joe: He’s got a simplicity to his design 🅘that is very appealing. He’s just a lobster/crayfish/whatever though, so pass.

693 Clawitzer

Joe: I think I have to smash, he’s got the ‘tude and simplicity of Clauncher, but with a big ol’ claw-g🤡un that a🐠dds a bit of zest.

Stacey: I just… don&꧟rsquo;t trust it. Pass, but I do ꦉsee where you’re coming from.

694 Helioptile

Stacey: A꧒nother classic ‘cute but not smashable’. Let&rsquo🃏;s just be friends.

Joe: I had a pet leopard gecko and th💦ose little bastards are wriggly. Pass.

Pokemon Second Type Heliolisk

695 Heliolisk

Joe: I like the cut of Heliolisk’s gib, t💙hough. I’ll make him drop a tail, smash.

Stacey: Call me a heliophile because this one is definitely a smash.

696 Tyrunt

Stacey💞: It’s a lil runt. It&rsqu💧o;s right there in the name. Pass.

♑Joe: This ‘little runt’ has one hell of a jawline, though. Smash.

697 Tyrantrum

Joe: “Oh I wonder if Joe would smash the two-metre tall, terrifꦐying dragon daddy with an incredible beard?” Gee, such a hard question. Smash. Obviously.

Stacey: Less enthusiastic than Joe, buꦇt I still think this one’s ♊a clear smash. Something about all that power.

698 Amaura

Stacey: Hmm. I 🌌think this is over the line from ‘cute but not smashable’ into ‘cute and very smashable’. Satan, take me now but I’m smashing.

Joe: Nope, I’m looking and all I&rs✨quo;m seeing a child, sorry🔥. But you do you. Pass.

699 Aurorus

Joe: I have a feeling our relative enthusiasm levels from Tyrantrum will be swapped for Aurorus. It’s a clear smash because it’s a big, ethereal di🐻nosaur, but not one I’m all that excited for.

Stacey: 100 percent correct, this gorgeous angel is what all the dino ‘mons should look like. Soft and beautiful, and still powerful enough to crush you. E🐲asy smash, one of Kalos’ best.

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700 Sylveon

Stacey: I didn’ꦚt think I had much of a ‘thing’ for Eeveelutions before this but I’ve smas🐻hed on most of them and I’m not going to stop for the prettiest one of them all. Definite smash.

Joe: I’d have to hand in my gay card if I didn’t smash Sylveon. I may like them burrs, but Sylveon is tไoo iconic to pass on.

701 Hawlucha

Joe: Short king who knows how to wrestle? Smash me, suplex me, another-wrestling-mo𒊎ve-because-I-can’t-be-arsed-to-Google me, Hawlucha.

Stacey:💃 Breaking my bird rule and calli♔ng him Daddy. Smash.

702 Dedenne

Stacey: Pika-clone arrives late in th🌜is Gen🙈 and all of its points are in adorability over smashability. Pass.

Joe: One of the strongest P☂ikachu clones ever is yet another point f🐓or Kalos, but it isn’t another point for me. Pass.

703 Carbink

Joe: No flared base, pass.

Stacey: A rock. A pretty rock, but still. Pass.

704 Goomy

Stacey: No… not yet. Pass.

Joe: If this was just a singular Pokemon wi🌊th no evolutions, it’d be a smash. But I know it gets better, ꦛso pass.

705 Sliggoo

Joe: The dark before the dawn, Sliggoo is the first aಞwkward teenager of Kalos, but its time is still coming.

Stacey: I disagree, I think this is a solid warm up ah🤡ead of the Big Smash. It’s a smash, but with an eye on the future.

Goodra smiling mischievously.

706 Goodra

Stac🐓ey: I wanna be glooped up in goo for Goodra. Smash 💯and everyone who says otherwise is lying.

Joe: A very easy, very clear-cut smash. What if Muk, with all his comfortin🦩g gooeyness, was ♏also a big, hot dragon lady? Smash. Easy.

707 Klefki

Joe: Unova called, it wants its shitty St🌟eel-types back. Pass.

Stacey: I mean it&rsqu🎃o;s literally just a set of keys. How w꧅ould you live your life if this was smash bait for you?

708 Phantump

Stacey: I love the design here but we’re back to it bein🐠g too small and cute. Pass.

Joe: Kalos is full of ‘not quite babie⛄♚s, but not quite smashes’, and Phantump is one of them. Pass.

709 Trevenant

Joe: Absolute yes, without hesitation. Big, scary-looking,𓃲 but also slightly goofy. I can fix him with some love, tenderness♕, and a whole lot of smashing.

Stacey: This gets way too bulky and scary after Phantump. The evo should have been a smash slam dunk, instead it’s a✨n ugly tree. Pass.

710 Pumpkaboo

Stacey: Its cousin line makes up for ꦐit, I suppose. A cosy little smash here.

Joe: This is Stac𝄹ey-bait with a goth twist. Pass for me, but I’m happy for you.

711 Gourgeist

Joe: It just looks silly, sorry. Pass.

Stacey: Turning down some prime smash bait ꧟in th🥂e run-in, Parlock. Another simple and underrated smash here.

712 Bergmite

Stacey: No. Weird little ice insect. Pass.

Joe: Look, I know this is a little gross bug thing. But I like the dark eye🗹s, and the mouth is very cute. It’s a smash.

Wulfric's Avalugg, facing of with Ash's Pikachu in the Pokemon anime.

713 Avalugg

Joe: Of course this is a sma💙sh. Hit me l🍌ike the Titanic, baby. Smash.

Stacey: Nope, same as before but💮 bigger and uglier. Pass.

714 Noibat

Stacey: I like this one though. It&rs𒆙quo;s cute. Let’s smash.

Joe: Slightly too small for me, although the Bat-fondness is dꦛefinitely ther♌e. Pass.

715 Noivern

Joe✨: Another easy smash, Noivern is absolutely gorgeous. The neck ruffles, the colours, it’s utter chef’s kiss. Smash.

Stacey: It has the Phꦯantump problem of going too far away from the original design to become big and bulky. Pass.

Xerneas From Pokemon X and Y

716 Xerneas

Stacey: Thisဣ one is a little too much, ﷽but still spectacular and still a very easy smash. I could just stand to tone it down a little in front of my parents.

Joe: Wait, have you been 🌄smashing all these Pokemon in front of your parents? Xerneas is majestic, but I feel li🥃ke it’d break easily. Pass.

717 Yveltal

Joe: Yveltal can take some rough-and-tumble, though. Big, deadly bird thing is a very nic🍷e smash, even if there’s a chance I’d die in the process🃏.

Stacey: Th🦩is is basically a reversal of fortunes, because I’m passing on the grounds of being too easy to break.

718 Zygarde

Stacey: Owing to the fact it can take new shapes, this o𝄹ne is a smash. First or🍷der of business, take the shape of Tsareena.

Joe: We’ve 🔯mostly been ignoring formes for our smash-tour, but I think Zygarde’s formes are too intrinsic to it to ignore. Cell and core formes are a pass, they’re just blobs. 10% forme is a cool-looking dog, but it’s just a dog. 50% is a smash, as it could wrap me up and choke me. 100% is a very, very obvious smash on account of it being a very large robot-man-thing. So, on balance, it’s a smash for Zygarde.

719 Diancie

Joe: I thought Carbink and Diancie♌ were the same Pokemon until just now. Pass.

Stacey: The clear differenc▨e is Carbink is a stubby little pass and Diancie is a very slender🤡 smash.

Hoopa smiles mischievously while floating in the air.

720 Hoopa

Stacey: Obviously a s𒆙mash for this chaotic homosexual.

Joe: Hoopa Unbound is peak daddy, and he already knows what to do with r🦋ings, so…

721 Volcanion

Joe: The ring on his back is a bit much, but Volcanion is a very stark improvement over the Sinnoh one whose name I’ve already forgotten. The ja📖wline makes me compelled to smasജh.

Stacey: 🅺Pass on Kalos’ last, but I can live with that

Map of the Kalos Region art from Pokemon X & Y

Final Score

Stacey: 31/72 = 43 percent (overall total 219/721 = 30.4 percent)

Joe: 29/72 = 40.3 percent (overall total 225/721 = 31.2 percent)

Kalos is the most smashable region yet, with both editors clearing 40 percent without a hint o💃f remorse. This marks Stacey’s fourth win out of six, with Joe even failing to make the 25 percent threshold in Sinnoh, but she remains behind thanks🐈 to Joe’s complete dominance in both Johto and Hoenn. Next week is the arrival of Gen 7, which has Stacey’s favourite Pokemon smash of all-time. Will that be enough to see her reclaim the first place position she hasn’t held since Kanto? Check back in a week, if you care.

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