Pokemon plushies are adorable, cuddly, and the perfect gift for anyone that loves the series. Wiglett is NSFW. This ten and a quarter inches tall pink-tipped creature looks uncannily phallic, ওand it has not gone unnoticed.
Eurogam𝐆er tweeted a picture of the plushy and, because this is the internet, comments and quote retweets were flooded with suspicious GIFs, jokes, and comments about how your mum use♑d to have one. Aye, top right drawer, yeah?
You've seen the article's🐓 featured image, you know what it looks like. Let's not beat around the bush here. "Looks like a fluffy penis to me". Thanks, . It even comes with a pretty solid base to keep it upright at all times. 🐻Handy.
"Put▨ting the Poke into Pokemon," Dan Entwistle said⛎.
𓂃"Yes. I suspect many will, indeed, Wiggle It," ﷽KieranEdits said.
"A Pokémon Company lançou um Dildo foda-ܫse," MBJ said. I 🎶don't speak Portuguese, but I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say they called it a dildo. Not sure how structurally sound a squishy plushy will be, but you do you.
"Whoever made this knew EXACTLY what they were doing," Azzy said iဣn a quote retweet to IGN's reveal of thౠe... toy.
"I really don't think they tho🔯ught this through," X234Kyle said. One of them has to be right.
"Does it come in different sizes like it does in the game?" Klara 🐽Rose asked, which could either be a completely innocent question from a would-be buyer, or anoth🗹er dick joke. At this point, I'm not sure.
Granted, people have been saying Wiglett looks like a big ol' cock 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:ever since Pokemon Scarl꧋et 𝐆& Violet came out. Sorry to throw all subtlety out the window. Nine m𒐪onths ago, metronam posted a clip to the GamePhysics subreddit showing a ♊glitch in which their Wiglett went back into the Pokeball below their feet and sprawled out again from their trainers' groin. Can't get any less subtle than that.
Of co꧃urse, a plushie was going to draw the same jokes. You can hardly avoid it with a giant pink-nosed snake creatu🅠re that's unsettlingly smooth.
If you want a Wiglett plush for whatever reason--please don't tell me--it's £18.99 in the UK and 🍷$24.99 in the US.
It eve😼n has a bendable body so you can fit it to your prefꦺerence.