We’re still well in the middle of Gen VII, and it looks as though we’re already getting some 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:new games just a short while after Sun & Moon initially dropped. With it came a whole 81 new kinds of Pokémon and alongside that, 18 regional variants for select Gen I Pokémon. Now, we already know that Gen I, while still popular, wasn’t as perfect as some might 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:remember it being. People tend to overlook some of its shortcomings, especially with certain Pokémon designs. These new Alolan variants were a chance to 🧸breathe new life into some of the weaker designs from that g෴eneration. But the bad looking Pokémon somehow got worse.

Funny enough, the better-looking designs from that generation (Marowak, Vulpix, etc.) somehow turned out better thaꩲn ever in their Alolan forms, while other Pokémon were just ruined. Change is sometimes a good thing, and it has been for a few of the Pokémon you’re going to see – but the vast majority of these Pokémon shouldn’t have been touched. But the idea of implementing regional variants into the game was still a good one, it resulted in some memorable new designs and should continue going forward. So here is every Alolan Gen I Pokémon variant ranked from worst to best.

18 Golem

At some point during the creative processes, someone had to have put their foot down and aired some grievances regarding this design. Of all the Alolan Pokémon designs, this one is hands down the worst. Is Golem the perfect Pokémon? No, it’s not – its original design doesn’t exa🦩ctly wow you by any means. But this new Alolan Golem is infinitely worse looking than the original, to the point that it looks like a child drew the extra features on with a marker. Is seems that all the Pokémon in the Alolan Geodude evolution line have a weird th🍌ing with facial hair. It’s a really off-putting design that leads you to question why they just couldn’t let a good thing be.

17 Muk

Rai𒀰nbow vomit. The first thing that should come to mind when looking at this Muk is rainbow vomit. Look, Muk is a pretty disgusting looking Pokémon, of that we can all agree. When you’re looking at the embodiment of pollution, it likely isn’t going to be a fantastic experience visually. But Muk’s new design just assaults your eyes. With mixtures of green, pink, yellow ♈and blue all coming together as one smorgasbord of nonsense, Muk looks more like an abstract painting come to life rather than an actual Pokémon. Then there’s those little chunks of rocks or whatever all along its body. Is that necessary? It seriously does start to resemble bile after a while.

16 Persian

Persian has one of the stupidest Alolan variants in the game. The original design for Persian has it looking regal, poised, and graceful. You could tell why they chose it to be Giovani’s right-hand Pokémon in the anime over its base form, Meowth. But this new Persian is just awful. The sickly grey skin isn’t so bad when you compare it to Persian’s new, deformed looking face. Put the two designs together, and you feel like you’ve just seen something age way faster than it should. It looks like a completely different Pokémon, to be honest. A terrible, hastily made Persian knockoff you’d find on DeviantArt. With its fat head taking up most of the design, it’s not that hard to really just focus in on that one,✤ glaring design flaw.

15 Graveler

The first evolution in the Geodude evolution line, Graveler doesn’t look that much better than its evolved form, Golem, but the lack of facial hair and unnecessary accessories to its design make it somewhat more tolerable for use to look at. Out of everyone in its evolution line, the Alolan Graveler is🅘 the most similar to its counterpart, but it’s still a pretty noticeable difference from the Graveler we’ve all come to know. Again, the unnecessary hair makes an unwelcome appearance along with those weird gold dots we see on Golem. Graveler proves the age-old adage "less is more" is as true today as ever.

14 Raticate

Both Raticate and Rattata are some of the most vanilla-looking Pokémon you’ll see. They aren’t exactly pleasant to look at, but they aren’t the ugliest Pokémon in the world either. They’re boring. Perhaps it was for that reason that they were each chosen to receive Alolan variants when Sun & Moon came out. But no amount of reimagining could help out these two. Among the worst of them is Raticate, who looks virt🅘ually the same aside from a new black coat of fur and what looks to be a terrible case of the mumps. If you weren’t originally a fan of Raticate, then this isn’t going t꧒o sway your opinion very much.

13 Dugtrio

Among all the Alolan variants in the game, the Diglett and Dugtrio o✨nes have to be the laziest ones you could’ve come up with. It was as if they were added in last minute after a five-minute brainstorming session. Alolan Dugtrio looks like a culmination of weird uncles you stay away from at a party, all wearing Hawaiian shirts, and their uncomfortably long hair swaying in the breeze. At least they’re all sporting a different kind of hairstyle. Though funny enough it looks like one of them got stuck with a terrible bowl cut. So while they might not be the best looking Pokémon out there, or even best-looking variant Pokémon, you can at least get a good laugh out of the poor sucker who got stuck with that awful hairdo.

12 Geodude

And with this entry, we come to the end of the Geodude evolution line’s Alolan variants. Thank goodness we’re getting these out of the way now. Seeing as all of them appeared within the first half of our list, you can guess that these particular Alolan forms just weren’t all that great. Though they all have their fair share of problems aesthetically, Geodude itself is the best of the bunch – but that’s not saying all that much anyways. Alolan Geodude goes in heavy on the eyebrows and arm hair. Again, who thought this wou🌼ld be a good idea? Facial hair doesn’t look good on most peಞople, and you’re going to try and stick that stuff on a Pokémon? C’mon.

11 Grimer

Unlike Muk, Grimer isn’t a colorful canopy of repulsing vibrant colors, and sticks with a sickly green as its main tone, with a slight yellow highlight around its jaw area. That’s a good thing. Though the color choice in this case still isn’t that great, compared to its evolved form, this is perfect. Still, Grimer wasn’t one of the strongest Pokémon designs, to begin with. So this subpar color pallet swap isn’t doing it many favors. It boggles the mind that this version of Grimer is still more aesthetically pꩵleasing than it'\s evolution, Muk. Speaking of color swaps, let’s check out our next entry.

10 Rattata

It’s a popular theme for a lot of the bad Alolan variant designs. The base forms are just better looking, even if they aren’t all that strong designs. Why this is might ꧋be a mystery, but the truth is, it feels like a lot of these designs just had too much work done on them. Too many drastic changes and too many added features made some of the variations come out pretty terribly. Rattata kind of comes out somewhere in the middle here. Unlike its evolved form, Rattata was lucky enough not to get a case of inflated cheeks and instead just had to deal with a new black coat and – once again for some reason – some new facial hair.

9 Diglett

Lazy, lazy, lazy design on this one. The only 🎃reason it ranks so high is that the Alolan Diglett is pretty much a normal Diglett with a few, faint strands of hair sticking out of its head. If you had to make the comparison, it looks like a kid growing its hair out for the first time – while Dugtrio looks like someone who cares a little bit too much about how things look up north. But seriously, compare both designs, the original and the Alolan variant – they’re the same, right? It’s so weird that while so much effort was put into making these Pokémon look as different as possible, Diglett’s only changes were a few whiskers added to its scalp.