Yes yes, today is the one day of the year that you can't trust a single word that anyone says on the internet, but I gotta say, if anyone were to make RGB hair dye, it'd be Razer. Which is probably why it💖 makes for such a believable ad🍸.
Razer calls 🥃it "Rapunzel Chromܫa" hair dye. It has 1337 active ingredients, although the Razer only lists the following:
- Razer Chroma Nanites (with distillate)
- Chamomile Extract
- Radianite
- Pharmaceutical Grade Hydrogen Peroxide
- Alcohol
- EDTA Tetrasodium
- Hi-Potion
That first line is the one you should be paying the most attention to because it’s about nanotechnology--the same thing that features heavily in 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Metal Gear Solid 4: Gun𓄧s of the Patriots. Only instead of creating a massive information network that gives battlefield commanders live information feeds on each of their soldiers (amon🐎g other things), it just changes your hair color.
First you apply the nanotech-infused dye to your hair, then login to the Razer Chroma App on your phone. The Chroma Nanites should be broadcasting on an open frequency to start, so you’ll want to set a password right away so that nobody can hack your hair. Once you’ve got the Nanites linked with the Chroma App, you’re free to choose 🥂any of 16.8 million colors and 11 preset effects.
Of course, this isn’t just regular hair coloring. Rapunzel Chroma actually causes your hair to glow with the vibrance of any of Razer’s other products. In fact, each strand can be given its own co🅷lor to create a fantastic rainbow effect.
And because it’s Razer, of course Rapunzel comes with ga൩me-reactive lighti♑ng.
Rapunzel works even if you’re bald,ꦓ but apparently “the results w𝔉ill not be as effective.” Luckily, Razer is working on a new hair product called RESPAWN that will solve this issue by causing users to start growing new follicles that are already infused with RGB nanites.
This is all fun and ga📖mes for today’s special day, but honestly, I can totally see something like this happening in the cyberpunk dystopian future we all seem to be barreling towards.
For more on what Razer is actually getting up to, you can read about 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:ho🉐w it made🏅 over a billion dollars last year.