Summary
- Michael Bay is in talks to make either a Skibidi Toilet TV series or movie, but why stop there?
- Valve games have a long history of stupid (but fun!) fan-made web series, from Civil Protection to Freeman's Mind.
- Let's throw them all out there and have a big ol' Skibidi Toilet x G-Man Squad team-up.
It’s 2026, and the world is on the brink of collapse as we stand in the ruins of an apocalyptic catastrop🦋he. And yet the raiders, fringe doomsday survivors, families hovelled up in basements desperately clinging to hope, and lone wanderers all come together to put aside their differences for Skibidi Toilet. The cinema, now a pile of unrecognisable rubble, miraculously pulls itself back together through sheer will, and out walks the usher ready to guide these lost souls into ༺the hall of sigma.
168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Michael Bay’s Skibidi Toilet won’t be a cultural touchstone that brings the world together, if𓂃 anything it’ll be the Emoji Movie for Gen Alpha, but let’s just pretenꦛd that this is the start of something beautiful and see where it might take us.
Half-Life: Full Life Consequences: “u shudnt come here”
Listen up kiddos, Skibidi Toilet isn’t the first 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Garry’s Mod schlock on the block. Back in my day, we had John Freeman, fanfic written by a🃏 nine-year-old that was turned into a silly skit show on YouTube.
The plot is pretty simple; Gordon Freeman, the heroic saviour of 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Black Mesa, sends his brother an email telling him that aliens and monsters a𝔉re attacking his place. So, he hop🔯s in his bathtub with wheels and drives off the rooftop to pull off the most daring rescue the Combine have ever seen.
The countryꦉsides were nice and the plants were singing. The birds and the sun were almost down from the top of the sky. The mood was set for John Freeman’s quest.
He’s like Captain America, you can’t have your cinematic universe without 𒁏him, so after Skibidi Toilet s൩ets the scene with Male 07 and his Flushed Away antics, we pivot to this prequel to set the stage for his eventual return when the team-up finally comes together.
The G-Man Squad - Operation Black Mesa
Speaking of team-ups, we have our Guardians of the Galaxy next. The G-Man Squad is… a little dated, and mostly screaming. Look, I loved this stupid little YouTube show as a kid and it doesn’t really hold up but I’m🅘 gonna mention it anyway damn it (even if it’s older than the oldest Gen Alpha now).
It’s may may may, me a mom𝕴ma momma. You can use these trip💮wires to reach otherwise unavoidable areas.
A bunch of obnoxiously loud screaming G-Men ♔storm Black Mesa and mercilessly beat every single scientist to death with croﷺwbars. It might be more Thunderbolts than Guardians of the Galaxy, but either way, this is an important part of the cinematic universe as it offers a mostly disconnected story with a different enough tone to keep things varied, but since they’re G-Men, they can walk through the fabric of time and space and appear when needed. They’re kinda like an army of Doctor Stranges.
Civil Protection
This Accursed Farms classic takes us back to the world of John Freeman and Skibidi Toilet from the perspective of two beat Metroco𒀰psꦍ. The entire thing is just a couple of guys bantering on the side of the street, one winding up the other, until things get heated and the stun sticks come out.
That’s right, I forgot you’re a m💟etalhead.
It’s a buddy cop skit show, so this could easily be our big 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Deadpool & Wolverine bl༒ockbuster moment. Maybe they get torn from the mundane patrols of City 17 into an interdimensional excursion. But as for how they’ll fare in the team-up, these two are gonna be our Hawk💛eye and Black Widow, the government agents brought in to lend a hand.
Freeman’s Mind
Gordon Freeman is silent. The guy cannot talk. That&r﷽squo;s why he had to email John. But Freeman’s Mind lets us listen to his thoughts, snarkily retorting to scientists or commenting on the otherworldly horrors he’s never endingly subjected to just because he was late to work one day.
It’s a perfect c🌠hance for some of that cinematic universe quip humour, but it also finally introduces Gordon to the fold, our flagship face of the franchise. Our Iron Man.
The Gmod Idiot Box
This is the ultimate team-up, where all of the different faculties of Garry’s Mod skits come together for one outlandish Spaceballs-style epic. Male 07 crawls out of the toilet, the G-Men squad walk through their dimension doors at the last minute to save the day, Gordon Freeman di🦋es to save his brother, and the two beat cops kinda juꦺst stand back and let it unfold.
That there is our Skibidi Toilet cinematic universe, a crash course through some of the most iconic Garry’s Mod and Valve webshows for the most terminally online zoomಌers who grew up with way too little internet supervision. Michael Bay, call me.
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