Being the Dragonborn in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is hard work and players do need their respite every now and then. In order to avoid the calls of the Greybeards as well as Jarl politicking, players can usually turn to Skyrim's healthy offering of side quests. Not just any side q🌳uest will do, of course, they have to be fun and refreshingly comedic to balance out the pressure and seriousness of saving the world.
So here we are, all of us 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:tired Dragonborns looking for a break from Skyrim's demands. Luckily, there's a 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:bunch of wacky side quests in Skyrim that deviates from the usual fetch errands or murder requests (though some of those are still present here). These 10 side quesꦗts are not only fun and entertaining but they also ought to elicit a chuckle given how outrageous they are...
10 𝄹 J'ZARGO'S EXPERIMENT 🔯
Join the College of Winterhold and it would only be a matter of time until some wide-eyed and academically-crazed mage asks the players to be a guinea pig. That mage would be J'Zargo, a Khajiit spellcaster who's also one of the most versatile and 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:powerful followers in the game.
J'Zargo will ask the players to test out some Flame Cloak Scrolls he made, one he is sure will make quick work of hordes of Draugr. However, this is J'Zarg❀o we're talking about; being a Khajiit, he tends to be shady so everything went wrong with all 10 Flame Cloak Scrolls he gives to the player to test. They still worked though, just way too effectively.
9 NO ONE ESCAPES FROM 𝐆CIDHNA MINE
Prison break quests are always a staple in RPGs and in Skyrim, that takes in the form of "No One Escapes From Cidhna Mine" which is connected to "The 🔜Forsworn Conspiracy." Even how this quest starts is unbelievable, with the officials of Markarth suddenly unveiling the extent of their corruption to the Dragonborn and imprisoning him.
Afterward, the players will have to undergo all manners of cruel prison culture such as smuggling contraband and beating the crap out of anyone who is s𒈔nitching.
8 🐼 THE HEART OF DIBELLA
The continent of Tamriel has a god for every aspect of life and when it comes to lovemaking, the common go-to would be the Goddess Dibella. As such, cults devoted to Dibellan Arts 🐷are, well, erotic in nature and it just so happens that they have a qu🍌est for the Dragonborn.
That would be "The He♉art of Dibella" where they task the players to find a future archbishop for their Temple. The ridiculous part is that this archbishop is still a little girl who will then be compelled to live among the cult. The Dragonborn has no say in this and even the girl's father approves of it. Skyrim's a weird place indeed.
7 ℱ 🦹 A DAEDRA'S BEST FRIEND
A talking dog would have been a nice companion or follower for the Dragonborn, but too bad. The best boy, named Barbas, in Skyrim is nothing but a shadowy agent of Clavicus Vile in disguise. Clavicus Vi💝le is the Daedric Prince of trickery and likes to toy with mortals through wishes.
Oddly enough, his talking dog agent speaks in a Jersey Italian ac𒅌cent and is quite reasonable for someone who works for Clavicus Vile. Turns out Barbas got banished🀅 for being too helpful (aww, he really is a good boy) so he needs the Dragonborn's help to get back in Clavicus Vile's good graces... by asking the players to commit murder. Help this pup out, will you?
6 ꩵ 💦 A LOVELY LETTER
Early on in the game, the players' moral compass will be tested immediately somewhere in Riverwood. Walk around that small river village and you'll happen upon two guys c🐈ompeting for Camilla Valerius' love and favor... so they decide to sabotage each other's chancesꦆ.
Naturally, they'd need a neutral party like the player to pull it off. So it's up to the players to decide who to help or to just benefit off of the two hopeless romantics pursuing Camilla. Either way, it's an amusi♌ng quest that could go wrong in so many ways.
5 ⛦ THE BOOK OF LOVE
More often than not, 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:the quests in Skyrim involve violence and it can be rather dauntinﷺg to do that over and ꧙over again. That's why side quests like "The Book of Love" which actually puts the players in a matchmaker role, is a good counterbalance.
It's a side quest that exists thanks to the goddess Mara who is the patron of marriage and love. That's why the Temple of Mara will task players in helping the people of Skyrim solve their love and relationship problems. A little love doctoring here and there wouldn't hurt especially in a land ravaged by 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:war and dragons.
4 🌞 𓆏 INNOCENCE LOST
As is customary in all Elder Scrolls games, all introductions to 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:the Dark Brotherhood are to be made as memorable as possible. Skyrim is no exception an🦹d it introduces the players to the Dark Brotherhood via a kid in Windhelm who asks the players to assassinate someone for them.
That kid would be Aventus 🉐Aretino and he's out for blood against an orphanage keeper named Grelod the Kind. Only, she likely didn't deserve her namesake because all her orphans, including Aretino, want her dead. After successfull✨y carrying out Aretino's cold-blooded request, there's no turning back for the players...
3 DARK BROTHERHOOD QUESTLINEꦐ ✅
Entering the Dark Brotherhood is entering the shadiest, scariest, and stabbiest of all grou𒊎ps in Tamriel. These guys literally worship death and will c🧜arry out any assassinations for the right price. Of course, with a philosophy like that, members of the group don't exactly sleep well at night nor do they trust one another.
Hence, the Dark Brotherhood questline in Skyrim is fraught with betrayal and they tend to wipe themselves out from time to time. It just so happens that the players have𝓡 joined them at the right moment when they're poised to stab one another to death over suspicions. It's a front-row seat to a comical bloodbath, don't miss this one out.
2 A NIGHT TO REMEMBEℱR
Thanks to the pop culture impact of films like Dude, Where's My Car and The Hangover, there should now be at least one quest in most RPGs where the players get blackout drunk and wake up in a cold frigid place on the way to an execution. That's totally not how players end up in Skyrim, by the way.
Anyway, that side quest would be "A Night To Remember" where a꧙ dubious NPC named Sam Guenvere invites t✱he players to a drinking game. Then it turns out to be a ploy from a Daedric Prince but the players still ought to consider themselves lucky that their liver and kidney were still intact and not sold off to a black market in Riften.
1 🍬 T🍌HE MIND OF MADNESS
Wondering where everyone's favorite uncle and Daedric Prince of Madness Sheogorath is in Skyrim? Turns out he was taking a vacation somewhere the mind cannot comprehend. That's exactly where the players will have to go afte𒁏r rec👍eiving a quest from a weird homeless man with the title "The Mind of Madness."
What exactly must the Dragonborn do in this quest? It's 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:hard to explain and likely harder to understand because no one knows what🌊 Sheogorath wants especially when he asks the players to beat his tea party guests with a chaotic magical staff. Don't ask how and why, it just works!