It's amazing what veteran producer Masahiro Sakurai and his talented team have accomplished with the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Super Smash Bros. series. Completely making up an entirely new cast of original characters cannot have been an easy task. Each of them is portrayed with such spirited conviction that we wouldn't blame you for wondering if they're transplants from some other series entirely.
This is, of course, incorrect. They're newcomers one and all, figments of Sakurai's imagination made manifest on massive battlefields where mayhem is writ large and lifelong friendships can shatter on the turn of an Assist Trophy.
At TheGamer, we pride ourselves on our forward-thinking philosophy. To that end, we've assembled a list of Super Smash Bros characters worthy of a standalone adventure. We've even included some fun genre ideas – Nintendo, take note!
12 Mega Man: Gritty Choice-Driven Narra🍃tive Ex🍨perience
From what wꦗe can tell, Mega Man is a boy who is also a robot. This simple setup contains tremendously promising plot potential. What does it mean to be a robot? That is the pitch, but the game could explore what it me📖ans to be a boy as well, offering a humanistic touch to the science-fiction flourishes.
Does Mega Man live a normal life when possible? Players could begin the day by attending special robot school and catching up with robo-friends during recess before heading into a cybernetic universe in the evening. At the end of the game, Mega Man has three choices: sacrifice the robot aspect of his life to appease human rioters, sacrifice the human aspect of his life to appease robot rioters, or sacrifice himself in entirety to appease Sony's demands for a dark and gritty arc.
11 ꦰ Rosalina & Luma: Cooking Mama
Kids these days don't know what it means to cook. Boiling water doesn't cut it, but why bother learning in the age of Green Apron and Uber Eats?
Enter Rosalina and Luma, award-winning talk show chefs and the hosts of a brand-new video game about healthy – and easy! – eats. With but a single wave of Rosalina's wand, fresh fruits and vegetables appear out of thin air. Luma chops them up, and players can waggle their Joy-Cons to cheer for the adorable star. Rosalina's storybook is filled with recipes that children can emulate at home. Before long, your kids will be carving up chicken cutlets and the tenderest filet mignon you've never had.
10 Wii Fit Trainer: Niche Religious Plaඣtformer
We're not sure what kind of parents names their daughter Wii Fit Trainer, but we're positive what genre this leading lady's spinoff will follow. In the history of Super Smash Bros, literally zero players have ever selected her and not spammed "salute the sun" over and over again until only Latin phrases like "ad nauseam" could describe the situ⛄ation.
This is a highly spiritual woman. Proponents of her religion can establish a small but driveꩵn fandom by creating a two-dimensional platformer in whichﷺ Wii Fit Trainer evangelizes scores of sinners in the name of the Goddess of Sol, that stationary orange orb whose heat warms our souls and burns away the unworthy.
As a bonus, Ike definitely screams "praise Jesus" in one of his special attacks, so he could work along🔯side her. Or against her. Or romance her. Whatever.
9 ⭕ Pokemon Trainer: Digimon Game
We like the idea behind kids summoning monster friends to fight by their side, forging special bonds with them and defeating evil while learning about the world along the way. The problem is, we've seen this before.
Why not just admit you aped the idea from Bandai Namco and Toei Animation, Sakurai-san, and give ﷺyour formal blessing to include them as the stars of a hot new Digimon adventure game? The blue turtl🀅e can Digivolve into a big blue turtle. The green dinosaur can Digivolve into a Cactuar from Final Fantasy. The red dinosaur will Digivolve into a bad version of itself if mistreated.
This pitch writes itself.
8 𓃲 Mii Fighter: School-Centric Psychological JR🥀PG
We can't help noticing the term "Mii Fighter" suggests something deeper than what Nintendo has scratched the surface with here. "Mii Fighter" can be written as "Me Fighter," and who can serve as the villain of all our stories better than ourselves?
Picture it: each of the Mii Fighters awakens to their Mii, who challenges them by awakening their innermost despair and leaving them emotionally vꦓulnerable at the already-tumultuous age of adolescence. Your Fighters maintain their cover by attending high school, saving their peers from themselves as they unravel the mystery of what it truly means to be "Mii."
7 Pac-Man: Amazon Traininꦐg Program ✱
He packs stuff, right? Amazon? Buy him already and turn him 🥃into a symbol of clenched corporate might?
6 Pirꦿanha Plant: Stardew Valley, But Also Resident Evil
Dear old grandpa has passed away at the ripe old age of 107, leaving the family farm in your care. It's a jungle out there, and it's up to you to patch it all up and turn it profitable while getting to know your new neighbors – some better than others, smirk emoji. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a calming game where...
...every patch of ground left unattended for longer than eight hours runs an incre🐲asing risk of sprouting the evil Piranha Plඣant, who devours you in one crunchy gulp, ending the game, deleting your save data, and laughing at you, personally, for allowing this to transpire.
5 💜 Villager: Co-Op Survival Horror 💎
The sun se♋ts, much to the chagrin of Wii Fit Trainer fans everywhere. Only the cawing of crowꦰs can be overheard. You and three other players have inexplicably found yourselves on that farm that Piranha Plant destroyed. Honestly, that thing probably ate grandpa.
But Piranha Plant's the least of your troubles. In fact, next to the horrifying serial-killer tendencies of Villager, look at that damn face and tell me otherwise, you may even need to ally with Piranha Plant for your mutual survival.
Leaves crunch underfoot. Villager's axe is risen. "This is not to chop wood," their eyes seem to say. Out now on Early Access.
4 Bylethchromlucina Robinikecorrin Marthroy: Literally Anything That Doesn't Involve A Sword
Honestly, Claude was right there with a bow and you people went for Byleth instead. Do you have any idea how hard it is being a Fire Emblem fan when people come after you left and right like this is your fault?
Err, Fire Emblem? What ever do I mean? Ah... right, so these lads and lasses all seem to be rather peculiarly similar, let's take away their swords and make a racing game, haha!
3 🦄 Mario: Experimental NFT Product
Not sure who this guy is or where he came from, but we have the distinct impression people would go to bidding wars for digital pseudo-ownership of various entertaining mustache styles. Or you could get your initials on his hat, or claim to be the buyer of his left index finger. This dude's face just screams "I sell video games" and it's high time someone took advantage of that. Oh, right. The game itself. Obviously some sort of video game development simulator, then.
