players are already torturing Koroks in some pretty🌳 disturbing ways, such as crucifying them, flinging them with catapults, and even creating firing ranges to obliterate them with missiles.
Although is generally thought of as one of the best games of all time, there are a few things in it that players aren't massive fans of. I won't get into the great weapon degradation debate here, but one of the most infamously annoying aspects about it was how many Koroks could be found around the world and the fact that your reward for getting them all was just a literal piece of shit.
Unfortunately for us all, Koroks make a grand return in Tears of the Kingdom and are somehow even needier than before, now usually requiring Link to build something and carry them around instead of just simply finding them. Well, as you'd expect from a community that's already used its new powers to build a man with a flamethrower wang, Zelda p🅠layers are torturing Koroks in some wild and frankly disturbing w𒊎ays.
One popular torture method that's been circulating Twitter over the past few days is crucifixion. , some Zelda players are choosing to stick Koroks to a cross shape to make an example out of them. In this example the Korok is at least getting a sweet ride around out of it, but and letting them think about what they've done. Hey, if it was good enough for Jesus Christ then it's good enough for that random Korok.
If crucifying somehow wasn't good enough for you then to show those innocent forest dwellers what for. Some of their creations so far include a firing range that shoots massive balls of energy, a barbeque that basically turns Koroks into rotisserie chicken, and even a "penis launcher" that I don't really want to talk about. Hey, there's even some more crucifixion, if that's what you're into.
I really should be more disturbed that Tears of the Kingdom hasn't even been out for a week and we've already started torturing its NPCs, but more than anything it's an impressive showing of just how much can be done in Link's new would agree, though. See you, space Korok.