People on The Continent need to find love too, so it comes as no surprise that this dwarf has signed himself up to 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:The Witcher 3's equivalent of Tinder.
A screenshot of the dwarf's plea for love was recently shared on Reddit. He's a bit hard on himself at times, but that's probably just his attempt at appearin🃏g like a relatively sincere bloke. The last thing he wants to do is totally catfish someone, after all. He's in this for the long haul, so trust is key.
"Listen ladies, I♔'m gonna be honest with ye," writes the dwarf. "I'm short."
"The few teeth I still got are yellow, and the bit of hair I've left is she🌳dding fast. I can't dance, ain't much good with words and the curse of riches don't afflict me. Atimes, I admit, I'll burp after a hearty supper. Yet note 🅘they call me Thorin Steelpike, and, not to toot me own horn, but the name fits me and me capacities perfectly."
"Any ladies interested can send their visiting card𒀰. I'll show up posthaste, perfumed and with a box🐈 of Novigrad's finest chocolates in hand."
You've got to give it to this guy. Despite being brutally honest about his yellow teeth and belligerent burping, he's willing to 𝔉make the effort to whack on his best aftershave and make grand romantic gestures left, right, and center. Best of all, he's ready to show up at your door "posthaste." This🐷 guy means business.
He's pretty late to the party in terms of kickstarting a Tinder-like service in-game, though. We actually compiled a list of Tinder profiles foไr video game characters a while back, and although this dwarf certa🐻inly knows how to market himself, he's middling in comparison to Gary Oak, who actually wrote, "Ash is a LOSER" in a bio that's supposed to be all about him. Gary also warned potentia꧒l dates that his grandpa might thirdwheel any dates, which, let's be real, is a real red flag.
