We've spent hours playing 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Tiny Tina's Wonderlands and enjoying the rich world that Gearbox crafted as their goofy fantasy setting. It's populated with unique characters - some new and some borrowed from Borderlands - as well as vast maps with plenty to see and do. One thing you could do? Side quests. It's easy to be swept along by the main quest's story in this game, so don't forget to take a break and start some of the side quests you've been wracking up. Inevitably, you'll get to a boss and be too under-levelled to defeat it. Or, maybe you just love to be over-levelled. Either way, the side quests won't disappoint you. Beware some light spoilers below.
10 🃏 The Slayer Of Vorcanar (Mount Craw) - A True ꦏGoblin Friend
There are two main quests that will take you through the Mount Craw map: 'Goblins Tired of Forced Oppression,' followed by 'The Slayer of Vorcanar.' In them, you work with a goblin woman named Jar, who's trying to free the other goblins from their enslavement to a dragon called Vorcanar.
Jar repeatedly mentions that she wants to "earn her nose ring," and by the end of the game, you give her one! It's a cog from the body of Vorcanar (who turned out to be mechanical), but it's the thought that counts. It's a touching moment where you tell her she's definitely earned her nose ring, and she takes it from you, but then gives it right back to you, saying you deserve it more. For hꦬer to give you back the thing that she's been working all this time for, as a symbol of her capability...? Please excuse us for a minute, we're tearing up...
9 🎉 Diplomatic Relations (Drowned Abyꦡss) - Not What You'd Expect
Claptrap is a... controversial character, to say the least. 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:S🐬ome people find him unbelievably annoyingꦏ, while others find ꦕhis talkative personality charming. When he appeared in Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, you may have had mixed feelings about it. Regardless, it's a fact that Claptrap has his own side quests in several of the optional maps you visit in the Wonderlands.
Our favourite was 'Diplomatic Relations,' in which you and Claptrap are trying to help a researcher study the nearby ruins by dealing with the Coiled who have been harassing him. Claptrap pulls out multiple goofy, stereotypical voices to try and reason with the Coiled, but they aren't having any of it. Only when Claptrap pulls out his "real voice" does anyone listen. And they listen hard, because Claptrap's real voice is, apparently, deep and sultry. We can't help but wonder why he chooses to use the h💎igh-pitched one most of the ꦰtime.
8 On The Wink Of Destructi𒁏on (Sunfang Oasis) - Yaaas, King
In the 'On the Wink of Destruction' side quest, you help a cyclops named Sully to investigate some rui✨ns in the Sunfang Oasis. As you help him free himself from some collapsed rubble and track down his body, you begin to realize he's being bullied by other cyclopes.
In the ruins, you eventually track down the Corneal Coronet. It's a crown meant to be worn by the king of the cyclopes! When you finally escape, you crown sweet ol' Sully as the new King anꦫd tell him to go find better cyclopes to be friends with.
7 💫 Armageddon Distracted (Ossu-Gol Necropolis) - We've All Been There
When you go to the quest-giver for the side quest 'Armageddon Distracted,' things quickly go off the rails. Instead of talking to the quest-giver, Valentine and Frette focus on someone standing nearby, wearing a blue hat. Tina insists that he's not important, but Valentine and Frette insist she's lying. When you interact wit𓄧h him, he runs away.
Sooner or later, it becomes clear to the player that Tina really didn't have anything important or memorable planned for this character. The obstacles she quickly throws up to try and divert Frette and Valentine only deepen their interest, though. Every Dungeon Master has been in this position; the players ignore your carefully planned plot and story for something completely irrelevant or something t♚hey mistakenly think is relevant. Eventually, you have to give in a bit. Tina eventually does too, by giving the Blue Hat Guy a secret lair and some Blue Hat-wearing skeleton minions.
6 In The Belly Is A Beast (Cr🔜ackmast Cove) - A Real Boy ꦚ
For a goofy game, this ⛄side quest manages to be genuinely sad.
It's a retelling of the Pinocchio story, 🌳which begins with the player following Pinocchio's father around to gather the puppet pieces. As you go, you learn that the father, Otto, has൩ been here for years, replaying the same old story: he spends weeks collecting the puppet pieces, even sometimes getting them all, but is ultimately defeated by the sea witch that caused this whole mess, at which point she wipes his memory and casts him out.
Only with your help can Otto's story possibly have a different ending than that.
5 Gumbo N🍨o. 5 🔜(Sunfang Oasis) - Bite Your Tongue
The premise for the 'Gumbo No. 5' side quest in the Sunfang Oasis is pretty simple: collect ingredients for a gumbo. It's always fun to spy a bit of Cajun culture in a game. At first, you're sent t𝔍o the market, but you'll actually need to harvest the other ingredients for the gumbo in the wild.
We dare you not to crack up when you learn that you were sent to gather Crying Apples and Googly Tubers, which are actually just onions and potatoes, respectively. Turns out, Tina doesn't kn🧜ow the words 'onion' or 'potato' - which, we guess makes sense, considering she lives in a cave with stuffed animals for company, but still hilarious.
4 Non-Violent Offender (Mount Craw) - We 🎃Feel Kinda Ba🎶d
The quest giver for the 'Non-Violent Offender' side quest asks for your help dealing with a local wizard. However, she's very specific that there has been enough violence of late and that she'd like you to deal with their situation peacefully. That means, as you go along the quest, you get🦋 various non-violent options for how to deal with the problems you face. It is indeed possible to complete the quest with absolutely no violence!
This quest is goofy and fun, but it's especially fun if you listen to Valentine's advice. One of the repeated options you get - which Valentine encourages you to take - is to seduce whomever you're talking to. The responses from the characters are hilarious and one in particular, a goblin guarding a gate, falls madly in love with you and follows you for the rest of the quest. He has incredible voice lines abo𝕴ut how cute your kids will be and how h🍌e has to call his mother to tell her the news. At the end of the quest, you're forced to let him down, at which point he pretends everything is fine before walking into a nearby cave and sobbing. For a while. We feel bad.
3 Little Boys Blue (Weepwild Dankness) - Literally Ruining Your Childhood 𝓡
The Smurfs is a beloved children's franchise that many of us grew up enjoying. You w🏅ouldn't think they'd have enough significant lore to make a side quest cameo, but you'd be wrong.
In the side quest 'Little Boys Blue,' you help a group of little goblins in pointy hats called the Murphs. The Smurfs, which the Murphs call 'the Blues,' are the result of a horrible infectious disease rampant among the Murphs. The Smurf disease makes the Murphs blue and violent, so 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:you spend most of the quest murdering the🔯m.
There are too many little refe🦄rences to the Smurfs series in real life to stuf💎f into one entry, but there are plenty, and you should go try it for yourself to find them.
2 Necromance Her (Karnok🐠's Wall) - We'd Forgive Him 🧸
After you complete the main quest 'Son of a Witch' in Karnok's Wall, the Wastard asks you for some extra help. In this side quest, 'Necromance Her,' the Wastard reveals that he has a girlfriend and was never able to tell her what happened to him. He wants to return to her, but only after a little preparation, so you're tasked with finding him materials for new clothes and a tailor to craft them. You only manage to get him a fedora.🦩 We can't decide if it looks awesome, goofy, or just out of place. Maybe all three? However you feel about it, it's a funny quest and a great opportunity to spend morꦯe time with a great character: the Wastard.
1 Ro𝐆n Rivote (Tangledrift) - Comedy Or Tra𝔍gedy?
Don't have time to read Don Quixote? While some games take 40+ hours to give you a plot from classic li🥀tera൩ture, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands does it in just o꧂ne side qu🍰est.
Don Quixote is a famous novel (indeed, often considered to be the first-ever novel) by Spanish writer Miguel de Cervantes. The story is about a man who reads a lot of stories about romantic chivalry and decides he'll become a knight himself. He names himself Don Quixote, gets a donkey to ride as a steed, and becomes infatuated with a local maiden. It still permeates Western content today because it was such a compelling story; it's comedic, at times, because Don Quixote thinks a windmill is a giant to be slain or♊ something equally ridiculous, but it's also tragic, as you see how mentally ill this man is that he can no longer see reality.
Though it's compressed, the side quest in Tiny Tina's Wonderlands manages to do the same: give the player moments where they want to laugh and moments where they want to cry during the story of "Ron Rivote."