Who would have expected that when 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:The Witcher 3 launched that so many of us would spend most of our time playing Gwent, a turn-based collectible card game made specifically for Witcher 3? We sure didn't but here we are, neck-deep and loving it. Gwent has becomඣe so popular that CD Projekt Red even made standalone titles for the card game.
Finding Ciri? Stopping the Wild Hunt? Who's got time for that when there's G🦂went to be played?! This surprisingly addictive game has made for some uproariously funny memes that we can't get enough of. Let's take a look at some.
10 What It's Like Being A ꦐWitcher
Witchers are a misunderstood ꧅bunch. Society sees Witchers as child stealing, good-for-nothing monsters and it's led to rumors of shady goings-on. For the most part, however, it couldn't be further from the truth.
While people in the Witcher are busy thinking about Geralt stealing children or killing kings, he's probably in a tavern somewhere playing a round of everyone's competitive card game. Of course, there are also people who envy Geralt for being a badass 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:monster hunter constantly having romantic rendezvous with beautiful sorceresses, but again, he's probably♊ still playing Gwent.
9 Bend The Knee Or A Round Of Gwent? 🀅🌞
Many fans felt that the last season of the massively popular series was, to put it kindly, ꦚrough. Rushed pacing, poor dialogue, and al🃏l over the place characterization left many fans disappointed.
It was tough for Jon Snow to mitigate Dany's nosedive descent ཧinto madness, especially because apparentlyꩲ the only words he knew were, "You are my Queen". But maybe things would have ended differently if Jon invited Dany to play a round of Gwent.
8 Hang On C🍃iri, Just Need To Finish This Round Of Gwent
It's a good thing that the main quests in Witcher 3 are not timed in any way because if it were, we all definitely would have failed. There's just so mucဣh stuff to do in the game it's easy to forget the main story that literally holds the fate of the world in its hands.
Geralt could be searching for Ciri and trying to find a way to stop the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Wild Hunt OR he could be playing a round or two of Gwent. It's not like 🍃Ciri'꧅s going anywhere.
7 ♚ Gwent Related Side Quests ꧂
Side questing is great for getting to experience the overworld a bit more and none of the side quests in Witcher 3 feel tacked on as an afterthought. But better than that is finding ꦛsomeone willing to♈ play a round of Gwent with you. But even better than both of those is finding the Gwent related side quests!
These side quests mainly involve traveling around and cha𒊎llenging people to Gwent, which would have been good enough for us just like that, but you also get to take part in an awesome Gwent tournament.
6 🐭 🍃 I Still Love You... Gwent
Nothing like a round of Gwent to get through an awkward moment. In the Last Wish quest, Geralt and Yennefer undo the djinn's wish that bound their fates togetheꦰr because Yen needs to know if their love is real.
After the wish i🧔s undone, Geralt can either confirm Yen's love or turn her down but we wish there was an option to play Gwent because we would have taken that choice in a heartbeat.
5 🐭 ⭕ Decisions, Decisions
There are a lot of romance options in The Witcher 3, a whole lot. There are almost ten characters in the game that Geralt can have romantic encounters with, and that's not even counting the time that can be spent in brothels. The key to wooing women in Witcher 3 is knꦿowing what to say, s♛o you have to be careful with your dialogue choices.
Of course, the fastest way ꦉto a women's heart, or anyone's heart for that matter, is with a round of Gwent. There's no time for talking and romancing when there's Gwent to be played and we ꦑjust need to go straight for that dialogue choice.
4 💝 Video Games Cause Violence
Whenever a heinously violent act makes its way into the news, you can be sure the people scapegoating video games are not far behind. Even though it's been disproved time and time again, and then dozens of more times after that, people still point to video games and blame them f𓂃or causing violence.
Meanwhile, we're just sitting over here trying to enjoy a nice, fun game of Gwent. We don't really know how Gwent can lead anyone to violence, but if we ignore the experts and listen to 🐠the hysterical cries then sure, video games cause violence.
3 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 🍒
It's one thing to play Gwent for fun and mon෴ey, but it's another thing entirely to play for your soul. But when Gaunter O'Dimm suggests a game of Gwent with Geralt's and Olgierd's souls at stake, our first thought was, "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
It's a shame that we don't actually get to play Gwent against O'💦Dimm at this point a♔nd instead have to fight through a nightmarish hellscape, but that's cool too.
2 ♛ What Main Quest𝓀?
When someone h🎃as a problem or a quest that needs handling they drop all their problems on Geralt. S🅠ure, it provides us with some amazing story content but there are many more pressing things that need dealing with. Like playing Gwent.
Phillip Strenger, aka the 168澳洲幸运5开奖网:Bloody Baron, has one of the most compelling and tragic questlines in the game. Full of moral ambiguity, everything involving the Bloody Baron is perfect Witcher material... but can we just get to the Gwent?
1 ༒ Psst... Wan🎀na Play Some Gwent?
Once you start, you can't stop. It all started with 📖a simple question and before you know, you're running around obsessively trying to collect every Gwent card available. Geralt's the kind of guy to jump out of the bushes to see if you play Gwent.
We wouldn't have expected that a card game in a dark fantasy action RPG was going to take up so much of our time in ♈the game but we're here for it and the memes it provided are absolutely hilarious.